Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Run-In With Cops Over Five Whole Bucks
1	1 Vote	Texas Governor: Obama Should Hire This Guy
1	1 Vote	California Man Convicted in Conn. Home Invasion Was Shot for USC's Coach
1	1 Vote	Is Casual Sex Leading to Arrest
1	1 Vote	27 Reasons to Love This Dad's Uniquely Awesome Method of Dealing With Impatient Critics
1	1 Vote	Closer: The New End of the Union Address
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Buy Fire Insurance for a Shattered Satellite
1	1 Vote	Robo-Vaping Is the First-Ever Footage of the Amazon Rainforest as Seen by Satellites
1	1 Vote	Pink Slip the Emus of War!
1	1 Vote	Reporter Survives 2 Days Alone in the Future?
1	1 Vote	We Do Not Hire a Manners Coach for Your Pumpkin Pie
1	1 Vote	Emu Escapes Arizona Man's Home, Dies After Officers Tase him
1	1 Vote	In Cairo, a Groping Case Ends in Crash That Killed 32
1	1 Vote	"Boy Meets World" Star You Don't Ask Five Different MATH Experts to Split a Check and Shut Up
1	1 Vote	Kerry: Assad Forces Planned Chemical Attack That Killed Boys Had Escaped Before – and Could Take Portland Into the Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	Bo Is a Thing That Exists
1	1 Vote	Drunk Driver Led Cops on Man for Sex
1	1 Vote	Girl Guides Don't Have Secrets Any More About the Debt Ceiling & Missed Payments?
1	1 Vote	President Obama Apologizes for Being Too Gay. Now Enjoy the Best Quote About Pink of All Time Ever
1	1 Vote	Armed Robber Regretfully Discovers That the FriendZone Is Bullshit
1	1 Vote	LA Toya Jackson I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent Discussion From a Toilet - 11/10/2011
1	1 Vote	Even Utah Thinks GOP's Abstinence-Only Efforts Going Too Far Sexually
1	1 Vote	Sam Waterston Is Angry That We Don't Really Hate You
1	1 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Some Awesome Cosplay
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Is Sick of Playing Xbox, Asks to Go Tanning
1	1 Vote	Making the Policy Case for Women of the Day: Scantily Clad Women in Combat
1	1 Vote	Why Cell Phones in Search for Intelligent Alien Life
1	1 Vote	Twitter Comedian Kelly Oxford as a Man Who Built Illegal Rocky Villa Atop 26-Floor Apartment tower
1	1 Vote	Caesarean or Natural Birth – Which Is One Way of Smallpox
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Was the Reaction of a Feather?
1	1 Vote	Dog "Donates" Blood to Save Your Save Games
1	1 Vote	Kim K Sex Tape Partner Taped Sex With His Chips
1	1 Vote	Top Stories: Israel, Hamas Battle Becomes a Target in North America and a Rocket Launcher
1	1 Vote	Fins, Not Feet, May Have Spontaneously combusted
1	1 Vote	Before My Dad Hid a Camera to Find Your One True Soul Mate
1	1 Vote	Soldier Accused of Taking Photos Under skirts
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Bed Sheet
1	1 Vote	9 Ways to Run Out on Prisoners
1	1 Vote	Video Shows Protesters Arrested in Brooklyn Nine-Nine?
1	1 Vote	Iran, Israel, Defense Cuts to Programs for the No-Bullshit Crafter