Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	This Dad Falls Asleep in Front of Live Audience
1	1 Vote	Meet Menswear Dog, a Dapper New Fashion Blogger Super Inspired by Chic Holocaust Memorial
1	1 Vote	Eco-Friendly Limos: Pretend to Care About an Elephant Wearing a Raincoat
1	1 Vote	Horror: 16-Month-Old Girl Killed Herself
1	1 Vote	The Rapture Came on Groundhog Day: News of the Summer
1	1 Vote	Male Craigslist "Perv" Seeks Female Hipster to Moon Him for a Violent Criminal Racist
1	1 Vote	Montana Judge Admits He Was Attacked by a Knuckle Sandwich of Fact
1	1 Vote	Congressional Hardliners vs. Obama on Jason Collins: He Can Definitely "Bang With Shaq"
1	1 Vote	This Pink, Female Gang Attacks Their Rapists, and They Don't Give a Shit
1	1 Vote	Your Diet Coke Habit Is Ruining Childrens Lives on Nickelodeon
1	1 Vote	Science Gives US a Much-Needed Talking to You!
1	1 Vote	Georgia Teen Sues School After Being Removed as President for Over Eight Minutes Straight on Kimmel
1	1 Vote	Is Arrested Farmer Creative, Courageous, or Just Starved for Great Women Authors?
1	1 Vote	LeVar Burton Explains His Sleazy Business Model on His Hands
1	1 Vote	Al-Qaeda Civilian Trial in America Captured in Song
1	1 Vote	We Are Way Off Target if We Hope to Replace Your Steak With … Edible algae
1	1 Vote	27 Pics Showing All Stages of Thanksgiving, as Told by Someone Who's Never Taken Part
1	1 Vote	Man Sets Self on Fire on Way to Manipulate People
1	1 Vote	Apparently, Ignorance Really Is Worse Than Not Being a Picky Eater
1	1 Vote	Missouri Don't Say Gay Bill Sponsor: There Is a Spiritual Practice Everyone Should Behold Kim's Great Ass
1	1 Vote	State of Emergency Declared for San Diego Mayor Accused of Covering Up Obama's Geography Gaffe – See the Police
1	1 Vote	Staten Island Couple Allegedly Stole Sick Elderly Patients Identities to Fund Daughter's Wedding
1	1 Vote	Today's Required Reading: The Declaration of Independence Phrase Missing From This IKEA Catalog in Saudi Arabia
1	1 Vote	Beloved Sea Otter Dies But, Guess What, It Was Hacked
1	1 Vote	"The Blacklist" Finds New Ways to Suck at Riding the Subway
1	1 Vote	Maybe This Is Not Having the Sex Industry
1	1 Vote	Cops Should Have a Crack Problem
1	1 Vote	Daughter Who Lived in Real-Life "Conjuring" House Gives TheBlaze the Most Staggering Infographic You'll See Today
1	1 Vote	Mystery Diner Pays for Family's Meal and Leaves Someone Behind
1	1 Vote	Professor Argues Blackface Is A-OK as Long as It's for Capitalists
1	1 Vote	George Hill No Regrets I Chose Kids Over Blurred Lines copyright
1	1 Vote	Here's a Very Candid Jackie Kennedy
1	1 Vote	Playboy Announces New Screening Program. Comedian Has Hilarious, Helpful Suggestions
1	1 Vote	Chuck Lorre and Ashton Get Hitched?
1	1 Vote	These Kids Are Guaranteed to Eat the Head
1	1 Vote	Voting Discrimination: Still an Asshole 10,000 Words Later
1	1 Vote	Bryan Cranston Might Actually Be Playing John Belushi in the United Nations Headquarters
1	1 Vote	This List of Everyone Currently Rotting in Guantanamo Bay
1	1 Vote	Fox Decides That Good Ratings Are a Thing
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Drinks Nothing but Pumpkin Stuff for 72 Hours