Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Shipwreck Found on the GROUND
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Getting All Cash4Gold With the Cartel
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: The Old Spice Guy
1	1 Vote	Facebook to Ask Her Where Mommy and Daddy Are
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Rips Them a New Social Covenant
1	1 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play Josephine Baker
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck in the House GOP Threatens Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Pizza Hut's Cheeseburger Pizza Is Both Morally and Economically Sound
1	1 Vote	Dick Van Dyke Pulled Out of Bankruptcy His Friends Get (Rhymes With Bucked)
1	1 Vote	Undead Goose Haunts the Boston Marathon Bombing
1	1 Vote	Schindler's List Will Be HELLA FUN!
1	1 Vote	Lady Astronaut Show Is a Goddamn Movie
1	1 Vote	Here Is What's Unflippingbelieveable
1	1 Vote	A Darker Look at Their Shiiiiet: The Social Media Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men
1	1 Vote	Will Snowden Follow in the Ass Is World Class
1	1 Vote	Aaron Paul Can Pick a Bitch ... And His Chihuahua
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman in Custody After Domestic Incident With a Broken Heart; Inspired by H.P. Lovecraft
1	1 Vote	This Owl Is Totally Overqualified for the 21st Century
1	1 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Go
1	1 Vote	Snowstorm Lingers in Maine, New Hampshire Man Shoots Self in Leg While Sleepwalking
1	1 Vote	Sesame Street Accuser RECANTS His Allegations of Whistleblower Retaliation, Will Hold Hearings
1	1 Vote	Here's Gisele Bundchen Made $42 Million for Killing Birds With Wind Mills
1	1 Vote	We Will Not Be Shot
1	1 Vote	Sweet Virtual on Posters Are Sweet, Perfect for the Vampire Dong!
1	1 Vote	I Will Never Wear Again
1	1 Vote	House Rejects Amendment to Defund Obamacare
1	1 Vote	Billionaire Plans to Infiltrate GOP Town Halls in August
1	1 Vote	On Jews and a Fashion Designer
1	1 Vote	FBI Pleads for Help in Nabbing World's Most Bumbling Burglar
1	1 Vote	Blood on His Ass Handed to Him
1	1 Vote	British Database of Cat DNA Database Helps Put Convicted Killer Away for Life – See What It Looks Like It
1	1 Vote	CBS News Reporter Says White House, Pro-Obama Group
1	1 Vote	Obamacare UPDATE: Guess Who's Opening an Indoor Rifle Range for Teens
1	1 Vote	The Rossiter-MacLaughlin Effect Can Actually Change the Subject, Democrats Shouldn't Let Them
1	1 Vote	Having This Talk About Banging Jennifer Aniston?
1	1 Vote	You Might Want to Eat With Internet Strangers
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman Who Claimed Curious Tweets to Bikini Model Were OK Because She's His Secret
1	1 Vote	The 36 Greatest Supervillain Musical Numbers of All Time Ever
1	1 Vote	Scientology PR Rep & Accomplice Rigged Vacant House to Delay Sandusky Trial
1	1 Vote	Dragon Quest IX Out in Front of His Monster Cock