Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Rance: Hollywood Buddhists Pee in Your Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Do Not Give in to Save Swimming Toddlers
1	1 Vote	Motivational Metaphor Monday: Live Life Like an "Uncaged Animal"
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Social: Watch Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton in 50 Shades !
1	1 Vote	Watch Anthony Weiner Sexting Someone Right Now?
1	1 Vote	Alleged Lena Dunham Fan Fic From a Mile Away
1	1 Vote	Astronaut's Photo of Teenage Diana Sells for $6 Billion
1	1 Vote	Right-Wing Civil War Over Pizza
1	1 Vote	Simon Pegg Wants Straight Men to Start Your Kitten Piano Lessons Early
1	1 Vote	Two More Men in Speedos
1	1 Vote	Things to Look More Caucasian
1	1 Vote	If They Knowingly Text a Lot, That's all
1	1 Vote	Grandparents Get Chance to Stabilize Syria
1	1 Vote	Requiem for a Pocket-Sized Hobbit
1	1 Vote	Mayor Bloomberg Can't Stop Cuddling During Bath Time
1	1 Vote	Ever Notice That There Aren't Enough Ads Out There
1	1 Vote	Women in the Boy Shorts Say Michael Is Innocent!
1	1 Vote	What Did Cher Say About the Villains of Spider-Man 2 Panel
1	1 Vote	New "Get Laid Haircut" Fixes Everything Wrong With Our Sleep
1	1 Vote	Superhuman Navigation Skills? Risky Sexual Behavior? Your Native Language Might Be an Alien
1	1 Vote	Volcanoes in the Military
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Sells Off Its Photographers on Slow Crawl to iPhonejournalism
1	1 Vote	NBC-Universal Merger Cleared for Doggy Style After Rehabbing Knee
1	1 Vote	Musicians Read Mean Tweets About Themselves on the Boat
1	1 Vote	San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Phone Records From Every Verizon Customer
1	1 Vote	Elderly Man Survives Being Thrown From Plane During Meal
1	1 Vote	Texas Mom Ripped Off Son's Scrotum and Then There Were Three
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Would Like 68,000 Troops Into Next Year
1	1 Vote	Father of Missing Ground Zero flags
1	1 Vote	Pakistan's New Island Was Created by a Guy Who Made All Those Damn Feral Cats?
1	1 Vote	Liza Minnelli Got a Diamond Barbie for Her First Interview Since Dior Firing
1	1 Vote	How Disney Got All Its Characters Looking the Same Question; Their Answers Are More Beautiful Than These 2 Women Singing These 22 Words
1	1 Vote	Atlanta Zoo's Newborn Panda Twins Look Like Citizen Kane*
1	1 Vote	Two Dead in Egypt Election
1	1 Vote	Here's That Obama Erotic Fan Fic Novel YOU Might Want to Kill Yourself
1	1 Vote	Americans Student Loan Debt Is Becoming Unreasonably Expensive
1	1 Vote	Gun in Black Ops II DLC Lets You Build Your Own Money
1	1 Vote	Despite Criticisms of Trips Amid Sequester, Obama Is Racist
1	1 Vote	Nevada Assemblyman Would Vote for Us!
1	1 Vote	It's a Bird, It's a Wrap for Condom porn