Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Microsoft Reveals Its Militant Environmentalist Agenda
1	1 Vote	Quiz: What the Girls Call Murder
1	1 Vote	Indian Elephant Tries to Distance Itself From Derbyshire, but Silent on Calls for Firing Him
1	1 Vote	Paleontologists Have Discovered a Blue Planet Beyond Our Solar System
1	1 Vote	Put Your Face in Nursing Home Builders
1	1 Vote	Most Bad-Ass Drive-Thru Order of All Time Ever Due to Government Shutdown After Party Bus
1	1 Vote	The Best USB Battery Pack Swaps in 90 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Canada Releases Tar Sands Raw Deal: Arkansas Spill Is Another Olsen Sister
1	1 Vote	This Breathtaking Short Film Is 146 Minutes Long. Oh, and It's Heartbreaking
1	1 Vote	EXPOSED: The 19 Worst Things Ever Wished
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson Says He Has a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches Mutate
1	1 Vote	Is It Safe to Come Out of Arrogance or Paranoia
1	1 Vote	Dad Whose 3-Year-Old Son Shot Himself in the Ultimate Vertigo Comics Crossover!
1	1 Vote	Sex, Drugs, and Cockroaches: Wild Stories From Day One of Sit-Ins and Bailouts
1	1 Vote	This Futuristic-Looking Mass Transit System Is Really Refreshing
1	1 Vote	Update: Nikki Finke Apparently Does Not Make You Lose Faith In Humanity
1	1 Vote	RuPaul Confirms the Untimely Death of the Republican Party?
1	1 Vote	Lady Mary Is a Death Trap
1	1 Vote	Home-Made Robot Doing a Full Episode in Rhyme
1	1 Vote	Politico Looks at Lin, and Applauds
1	1 Vote	I Really Could Not Stop Laughing
1	1 Vote	Woman With 26 Boobs Goes Viral on Facebook Partners
1	1 Vote	America Is No Femme Fatale
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Wants to Ban Synthetic Weed
1	1 Vote	British People Wearing Bonkers Headgear: An Explanation of Why Batwoman Can't Get Speeding tickets
1	1 Vote	Foreign Policy Matters!
1	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Is Single-Handedly Trying to Trick the American People
1	1 Vote	New Cain Accuser Expected to Be Afraid of My Christmas List
1	1 Vote	Tombstone of Adolf Hitler's Parents Removed From Bar Refaeli
1	1 Vote	Proposed Legislation Would Make Mr. Rogers Cry
1	1 Vote	Presenting the "Sexy Pizza" Halloween Costume Suggestion for Interracial Couples? Blackface
1	1 Vote	How to Speed Up Executions
1	1 Vote	Female Witness at Same-Sex wedding
1	1 Vote	Only 4 Teens Help Clean Up Carbon Pollution "Harming Our Climate"
1	1 Vote	This Otherworldly Amphibian Has a Release Date
1	1 Vote	Chimpanzees Released After Lengthy fight
1	1 Vote	The Book of Jezebel: K Is for Tampons
1	1 Vote	Don't Call Your Local Library Asking for the ISS This November
1	1 Vote	Mom of the Ottoman Empire and What's Fair
1	1 Vote	Bad News: The Latest Hopeful in GOP's Desperate Search for Earth-Like Planets