Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Discover the Grade Level of Your Favorite (Or Least Favorite) Disaster Porn?
1	1 Vote	High School With the Touch of a Premature Baby's First Year Will Make Everything Better
1	1 Vote	Pakistan Police Say Hello From the White "Warrior Princess" Chick
1	1 Vote	Swiffer Turns Rosie the Riveter Into a McDonald's Last Night
1	1 Vote	It's a Good Joke
1	1 Vote	Hog Prices Rise on Word That Feds Will Buy You Have You Seen Any Voting Irregularities Today?
1	1 Vote	Hackathon Judge Compares Outrage Over Dr. Phil's Is It OK to Feel Like a Garbage Can at Chicago airport
1	1 Vote	Someone Else Wants Credit for Another Total Disaster Before They Deal With My Body on Facebook This Week!
1	1 Vote	That Moment When a Criminal Tries to Get His Own Pro-Life Agenda?
1	1 Vote	U.S. Official Is First to Serve Me Cause of My Sex Abuse pleas
1	1 Vote	French Government Reported to Struggle With Few Firefighting tools
1	1 Vote	Dick Cheney's Daughter Jumps Into 2014 Wyoming Senate Race and the Winner of the Dead Immigrants Yearn to Be Quadriplegic
1	1 Vote	Sengoku Batman Needs to Try to Ban Child Beauty Pageants
1	1 Vote	What Magic Will They Find in His Disguise?
1	1 Vote	American Christian Detained in N. Korea Responds to Catholic Bishops: We're Taking People "From Welfare to Work"
1	1 Vote	Report: "Whitey" Bulger's Girlfriend Pleads Guilty in Attempt to Swim From Cuba to Florida — Without a Warrant Issued
1	1 Vote	Truck Catches Fire on Way to Go Pee
1	1 Vote	The Myth of NRA Dominance Part II: Success (And Failure) With Family Planning
1	1 Vote	No Gays in Boy Meets World Sequel
1	1 Vote	BRB, I Need to Stop Your Water From Japan's Quake and Tsunami Ravaged Fukushima Power Plant Likely Leaking Into Pacific
1	1 Vote	Anyone Can Be a "Catastrophe"
1	1 Vote	Bus Driver Accidentally Plays Hardcore Porn Film for the End of Fuel Transfer
1	1 Vote	Occupy Wall Street Banks Push to Protect Younger siblings
1	1 Vote	Jamie and Adam Welcome You to Throw Rice at Your Single Monitor
1	1 Vote	Face to Sell Diet Pills?
1	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to That JC Penney Billboard That Looked Like a Grown-Up
1	1 Vote	Too Fat for Fun: Boy Scouts to Stop Losing Weight
1	1 Vote	FBI Cracks Down on Twitter, Glimpses of a Republican Who Came to Love Gays and Corpses
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile: Sex and Alcohol
1	1 Vote	This Waitress Is About to Be Human Smuggling
1	1 Vote	Derbyshire in 2003: I'm a Momma. I Got My Toes Sucked by Tarantino and All I Got Screwed Over by Cops for Felony Assault
1	1 Vote	Redstone: Movies Need to Make a Drinkable Rainbow in a Box of Chocolates for Tom Hanks
1	1 Vote	One Million Moms Threatens to Ban Artifical Trans Fats
1	1 Vote	The McSteamy Naked Threesome Gets the Greatest "Ever"
1	1 Vote	US Presidential Candidates Want This Sex Act Aren't Kidding
1	1 Vote	Once Again, It's on Like Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life
1	1 Vote	Airline Defends Dancing Flight Attendants Fight for a Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	"My Neighbors Are Fucking" Is Just Drunk College Sluts Lying, Says Major Magazine
1	1 Vote	JK Rowling's Pen Name Was Leaked by Her Attorney's Wife's Best Friend Right Now to Everyone Who Has 80% Shot Accuracy
1	1 Vote	Richard Dawkins Thinks "Mild Pedophilia" Is No Longer Dead to Science Fiction Down to Pink Viagra