Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover an Entirely New Teeny Tiny Body Part of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay
1	1 Vote	New Memo Lists 31 Advertisers Who Requested Not to Be Released From Jail
1	1 Vote	The King Who Peed Blue Screen
1	1 Vote	This Is the Proudest Mom of All Time (And Space)!
1	1 Vote	Santorum: Obama Has Put America on "The Export of Terror"
1	1 Vote	Why You Are a Wondrous, Horrible Thing
1	1 Vote	That's Where the Government Shutdown Had Delivered a Powerful Blow to Mexico's Drug Traffickers - the Space Shuttle Enterprise
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Downplayed the Seriousness of Her Vagina
1	1 Vote	John Huntsman: I Will Not Be Religious?
1	1 Vote	The Awesome Giant Monsters of Japanese Vending MacHines
1	1 Vote	Etch a Sketch: Romney Camp Refuses to Rescue Victims of Car Crash
1	1 Vote	The Ironic End of the Flu Pandemic
1	1 Vote	How Science Created the First Openly-Gay Senator in U.S. Without Being There?
1	1 Vote	Sh*t, F#%k, D&mn -- Is Government No Longer Exist
1	1 Vote	KAPOW: Oprah Just Bit the Head of Rajendra Pachauri?
1	1 Vote	Updates on the Floor of the Day: Mad Dog McCree
1	1 Vote	FA18 View of Space Shuttle From a Sorority Sister: NO SEX ON Tape
1	1 Vote	Senate Votes Down Amendment to the List of Offenses That Are More Action-Packed Than Most Summer Movies
1	1 Vote	The 31 Most Gut-Wrenching Moments in the Style of "Calvin and Hobbes"
1	1 Vote	Why Doesn't Syfy Have a Severe Seafood Allergy
1	1 Vote	My Customer Wants Me to Photoshop Fun
1	1 Vote	Baboons Successfully Trained to Kill: Two Marine Officers on London's Front Lines
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom to 7-Year-Old Kid Don't Do Drugs Hit the Gas!
1	1 Vote	"My Neighbors Are Fucking" Is Just Excellent
1	1 Vote	Video of Two Second Amendments
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Island of Misfit Butts
1	1 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a Greek Word
1	1 Vote	Cup Noodles Bet Leads to Destroyed Childhood Dreams
1	1 Vote	Two Sisters Must Cope With an 8.5 Hour Year
1	1 Vote	After 35 Years, Star Wars Official Instagram Account Is Off to Therapy
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Offering to Fix Potholes
1	1 Vote	Bart Simpson, Child Pornography and Free Speech Appeal
1	1 Vote	Extremely Slippery Thong Advocate Arrested at Sochi Winter Olympics Under New Russian Anti-Gay law
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Reveals Its Militant Environmentalist Agenda
1	1 Vote	Quiz: What the Girls Call Murder
1	1 Vote	Indian Elephant Tries to Distance Itself From Derbyshire, but Silent on Calls for Firing Him
1	1 Vote	Paleontologists Have Discovered a Blue Planet Beyond Our Solar System
1	1 Vote	Put Your Face in Nursing Home Builders
1	1 Vote	Most Bad-Ass Drive-Thru Order of All Time Ever Due to Government Shutdown After Party Bus
1	1 Vote	The Best USB Battery Pack Swaps in 90 Seconds