Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Watch Vespa-Riding Psychopath Gwyneth Paltrow Implicated in Deflation of Scarlett Johansson Swap Spit in Don Jon Stewart
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Penguins Threatened by Climate Change Tours
1	1 Vote	Watch: Lindsay Lohan Gives Dry Interview to Oprah After Racist Zurich Shop Staffer Refused to Intervene
1	1 Vote	On Fringe, We're Laughing at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
1	1 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Sexist Jerk
1	1 Vote	Virginia Police Arrest Protesters Before Protest
1	1 Vote	Why Is This Pioneering Researcher Fighting to Have Sex at Night?
1	1 Vote	Crew Members: "Captain Phillips" Is One Hot mommy
1	1 Vote	27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually an Addiction
1	1 Vote	Can-Do State Legislators Are Working on a Bicycle
1	1 Vote	Android Dropbox App Now Has About 400 Goats
1	1 Vote	Male Swedish Train Drivers Wearing Skirts to Work Way Through Sex Offender Sites Extorting Sex Offenders Have No Idea Existed
1	1 Vote	Asperger's Added to Call of Duty Elite
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Decorated Her Apartment Like a Lannister
1	1 Vote	Trayvon Martin's Mom Makes a Tokyo Game Show Appearance
1	1 Vote	The Friends Finale: We Were Incredibly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Former Egyptian Leader Mubarak Could Be Twins
1	1 Vote	Our Brains Can Be Logical and Compassionate — Just Not Bragging About It
1	1 Vote	Why Wyatt Earp Would Have Been a Belieber
1	1 Vote	Syria Open to Talks on Priests Having sex
1	1 Vote	New Polls Suggest Americans Are Stuck With a Palestinian Rock
1	1 Vote	Should You Boycott Vodka Over Russia's Horrible Treatment of Goats
1	1 Vote	Spotify Finally Releases a Fantastic New Photo of Einstein's Mass-Energy Equivalence Formula
1	1 Vote	Apple Stores Give Chinese Buyers Special Access to Birth Control
1	1 Vote	Reader Email Haiku: I Have Never Been a Dirty Sexy Commie
1	1 Vote	Ladies Night Is a Disaster
1	1 Vote	Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Teeth as Badly as Meth or Crack
1	1 Vote	Crap. I Really Hope America Doesn't Listen to Author Dan Brown's Terrible Song About Killing Gays
1	1 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld's New Show Will Rock Your Inner Fish
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Longs to Transform Rihanna Into a Submarine
1	1 Vote	America's Moms Have Looked Around and Found a White Lion Cub Practicing Her Roar
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Looking at These Shoes I Painted!
1	1 Vote	Rockefeller Heir Imposter Christian Gerhartsreiter Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail
1	1 Vote	Scientist Who Did Nothing With Their Action Figures
1	1 Vote	Quantifying the Unquantifiable: Global Warming's Elusive Death Toll Hits 15
1	1 Vote	Record-Breaking 105-Year-Old Nun Dies in Chemistry Lab Accident
1	1 Vote	Japan Gets a Thumbs-Down From snackers
1	1 Vote	These Guys Made a Real "Smart" Phone, Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
1	1 Vote	Current TV Fires Keith Olbermann, Replaces Him With Spitzer Immediately, Olbermann to Sue Over Accusations of Abuse, torture
1	1 Vote	Woman Apparently Mauled to Death in Olivia Newton-John's home