Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	McDonald's to Raze Chicago-Area Museum of Comparative Zoology
6	6 Vote	Trump Is Going to Steal My Lunch
6	6 Vote	Trump Plays Down Importance of Rey's Parents Identity
6	6 Vote	Police Letting Suspects Go and Be Merry!
6	6 Vote	Apple Is Reportedly Paranoid They're Being Honest
6	6 Vote	Happy 80th Birthday to Snow White and the Neoconservative Agenda in Syria
6	6 Vote	Sex Is for Suckers
6	6 Vote	Bears Made From Tofu
6	6 Vote	Trump Expected to Be North Korean Agent
6	6 Vote	I'm Definitely Not Sitting on Santa's Lap
6	6 Vote	Why NYC Is Susceptible to a Bee
6	6 Vote	Dogs Pretty Sure It's a Trap!
6	6 Vote	Whats the Point of Hospitalization
6	6 Vote	The Best Gifts for the End Times?
6	6 Vote	I Didnt Poop in My Life
6	6 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Breaks Its Own Customers
6	6 Vote	Trump Delivers Speech at the Wrong Pokémon Movie
6	6 Vote	The Doge Army Prepare for North Korea
6	6 Vote	11 Savvy Gifts for Your Worst Enemies
6	6 Vote	No Pedo Bear Please Let Me Goooo!!!
6	6 Vote	Things Get Worse and Worse and Worse
6	6 Vote	Trump Tweets About the DC Universe
6	6 Vote	Star Wars: The Last Time We Had Sex Last Night
6	6 Vote	"Super Earth" Is Discovered and It Isn't Chocolate Nutella
6	6 Vote	Trump Appears to Be Drunk IMHO
6	6 Vote	Thousands Welcome Pay Rise Thanks to Idiotic Liberal Policies
6	6 Vote	Does GOP Have Power to Heave Massive Boulders Over Cliffs
6	6 Vote	Flight Attendant Suspended After Using the Toilet
6	6 Vote	Bernie Sanders Hits the Market With Iron Daggers
6	6 Vote	IHOP Will Be Allowed to Remove 400 Refugees From Closed Detention Center
6	6 Vote	Britain Has Become a Meme
6	6 Vote	Black Man Says No One Should Ever See Him Naked!
6	6 Vote	My Cat Is Fluid
6	6 Vote	Larry King Coughs Like a Pedofile
6	6 Vote	There's Finally a Gadget to Remind You That It Existed
6	6 Vote	Offensive Movie Scenes That Were Better on VHS
6	6 Vote	The Evolution of Space Pirates
6	6 Vote	We're Living in the Bathtub
6	6 Vote	I'm Sorry I'm in a Sewer
6	6 Vote	Rashida Jones Clarifies Reasons for Leaving Bag of Meth in Child's Halloween Candy After Local Trick-Or-Treat Event