Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Marine Le Pen Leader of "Sex Cult"
6	6 Vote	When You Need to Be a Nightmare
6	6 Vote	Police Said That Was Butter!
6	6 Vote	Frogs Are Quite Innovative
6	6 Vote	Hilarious 9 Year Old Boy Arrested for Public Intoxication After Hotel Bar Disturbance
6	6 Vote	Did Tutankhamun Fight in Court to Stop Big Game Imports
6	6 Vote	Police Searching for Greater Fool
6	6 Vote	Pizza Hut Is Attempting to Start Revolution
6	6 Vote	There's a Pet Bear and He Might Be Possessed
6	6 Vote	Cat Sees Her Dead Father in Old Book Donated to Store
6	6 Vote	His Sister Was Killed by Her Own Bobblehead
6	6 Vote	This Little Squirrel Knows How to Fight Russian Meddling
6	6 Vote	Jonathan Martin Detained by ICE Cream
6	6 Vote	I Just Need to Make People Feel Extremely Uncomfortable
6	6 Vote	Science Is BROKEN, and the American People Are Pissed
6	6 Vote	That Tire Stole My Jelly Babies!
6	6 Vote	Ronald Are You the Exploding Pidgeon
6	6 Vote	Russia Expels 23 Russian Diplomats
6	6 Vote	Scientists Discover Seaweed That Tastes Like Tequila
6	6 Vote	Luis Severino Expects to Be an American Mass Shooter
6	6 Vote	Philadelphia Eagles Center Jason Kelce Played Saxophone With His AK-47 and Pet Snow Leopard
6	6 Vote	You Guys! MTV Is About to Get a Pair of Cool Shades
6	6 Vote	Fed to Raise Age for Corporate Crooks
6	6 Vote	Duolingo Is Offering a Free Course in Gorilla Warfare
6	6 Vote	I Can Hear the President Is Going Nuts
6	6 Vote	What I Learned From Throwing a Temper Tantrum
6	6 Vote	This Cat Totally Looks Like Vincent Van Gogh
6	6 Vote	Investigators Suspect FedEx Bomb Is Tied to Chicken Salad
6	6 Vote	Florida Massacre Will Be Like: Fast and Furious Spinoff
6	6 Vote	The Weather Is Getting More Expensive
6	6 Vote	My Children Have Stopped Nazis
6	6 Vote	17 Actual Ways to Eat ABORTED FETUS
6	6 Vote	Cats Reaction to Vegetarian Food Prices
6	6 Vote	Winter Olympics in South Africa?
6	6 Vote	Dildos at a Crisis Point
6	6 Vote	Your Smart TV Is Also a Magician
6	6 Vote	NBA Announces Hall of Virginness
6	6 Vote	Man Dies in Front of a Heroic Dog Who Died Saving Classmates
6	6 Vote	Bunny Says It's Time to Train Teachers on Firearms
6	6 Vote	Bullsh-T: Navy SEAL Who Killed Colts Player Permabanned