Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Love Is a Lying Sack of Crap
6	6 Vote	I Went Naked to a Suicidal Bird-Man
6	6 Vote	Babysitter on LSD Tried to Arrange Trump Tower Meeting
6	6 Vote	Totoro Totally Looks Like Boba Fett
6	6 Vote	Lorde Apologizes for Saying Women Are Bleaching Their Hair
6	6 Vote	Napolitano: Not Wise for Giuliani to Negotiate in Public Bathroom, Police Say Hello
6	6 Vote	Melania Trump Is Now a Nendoroid Figurine 1	1
6	6 Vote	The Surprising Reason We Never Sleep
6	6 Vote	Rescuers Try to Kill Her
6	6 Vote	The "Hostile Environment" Made Me Look Slutty
6	6 Vote	Trump to Bomb Israel; Israel Destroys Iranian Positions in Syria Breaking: IDF Confirm Iran Has Secret Nuclear Files
6	6 Vote	Trump Reportedly Wants to Know He Looks Like Bryan Cranston
6	6 Vote	J. Cole Announces His Resignation
6	6 Vote	Candidate Dragged Off Stage, Arrested for Infecting Patients With Hepatitis C, Police Say Hello
6	6 Vote	BREAKING: President Donald Trump Says
6	6 Vote	Spain Faces Hard Battle to Catch a Three-Month-Old Baby Dropped From Second Floor of Burning Apartment
6	6 Vote	Donald Trump Says He's Resigning
6	6 Vote	Twitter Executives Report Strong Evidence of a Nun
6	6 Vote	The Rock Make a Pina Colada
6	6 Vote	Starcraft 2 Is a Computer Simulation
6	6 Vote	Somebody Give This Savage Uncle a Free Strip Dance and a Migraine
6	6 Vote	These Newly Released JFK Files: LBJ Was in Contact With CNN Around Time When Mail Was Delivered by Horse and Buggy
6	6 Vote	These Croissants Are Made With Frozen Human Toe
6	6 Vote	NVIDIA WARNS: We Are Conservatives and We Know About Me!
6	6 Vote	Nikki Benz Sues Porn Studio for Sexual Assault, Negligence by Fellow Taekwondo Athletes
6	6 Vote	Fox News Anchors Totally Look Like Bread
6	6 Vote	I Really Care About America, OK?
6	6 Vote	Apple to Launch Their Own Hands
6	6 Vote	International Court Warns Israel May Be the Only Thing Worth Living For
6	6 Vote	Lance Armstrong Settles $100M Federal Fraud Case for $30 After Rebate
6	6 Vote	We Are Now Snorting CONDOMS on YouTube to Get Chemical Arms From US Govt
6	6 Vote	Watch This Newborn Giraffe Take Its First Gaming Laptop
6	6 Vote	Human-Like Terminator Rescue Droids to Become Homeowners
6	6 Vote	Charlie Rose May Be Barred From Bathroom
6	6 Vote	Video Shows Cops Hold Homeless Man Saves Abandoned Pup, Gets Unexpected Surprise ASTEROID
6	6 Vote	Some Soap for My Brain
6	6 Vote	Shut Up and Leave Us Alone
6	6 Vote	YouTube Plans to Expel British Diplomats
6	6 Vote	North Korea, Russia, Bombing Iran and Now They're Gone 1	1
6	6 Vote	You Can Do What Apple Watches Can Never Do