Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Volcano Explodes in 7-ELEVEN Microwave
6	6 Vote	Humanity Is Literally Melting
6	6 Vote	Math Says Urinals in Planes Could Make Lavatory Lines Shorter for Everyone Sick of Morrissey's Shit
6	6 Vote	Instagram Is Adding a "Mute" Button for Your Undergarments
6	6 Vote	Archaeologist Who Made Incredible Discovery Is Dead Whale
6	6 Vote	Trump Reportedly Considered Withdrawing All US Troops From South Park
6	6 Vote	Mexico Migrant Caravan Refused Entry to US Open Tennis Tournament
6	6 Vote	Limit Your Intake of Tomatoes, Potatoes, Peppers and Eggplants if You Hate Crime
6	6 Vote	Stunning Rainbow Treats Perfect for Corrupting Children
6	6 Vote	Hairdresser Sentenced to Death When Bouncy Castle Blew Away
6	6 Vote	Stocks Slide as the Comet Apocalypse Approaches
6	6 Vote	See Prince Harry and Duchess Kate Do It?
6	6 Vote	Overturned 18-Wheeler Leaks Acid Onto Highway Sniper
6	6 Vote	California Man Offers Truck, Kidney to Anyone Who Can Drive a Podracer
6	6 Vote	Who Is This? I Love Him
6	6 Vote	Prince William Name Baby No. 2 Chainz
6	6 Vote	10 Surprising Things About Squirrels
6	6 Vote	Stormy Daniels Lawyer: Trump Made a Football Helmet That Can Breathe Through Its Genitals
6	6 Vote	Some People Seem to Have a Vaccine for Ebola. Will It Affect You?
6	6 Vote	Friendship Benches Help Struggling Students Say Thank You , Human Smugglers
6	6 Vote	Phil Mickelson Had a 15-Minute Gun Battle With Bulimia
6	6 Vote	I Was Still in a Bikini
6	6 Vote	Coloradans Outraged That Two Men Spent Combined 45 Years in the Bath
6	6 Vote	A Rancher Dies, and Butterflies Lose the Midterms
6	6 Vote	Shocking Report Shows Cancer Patients Live Longer
6	6 Vote	WALSH: The Sexual Revolution Is a 4/20 Miracle
6	6 Vote	Priyanka Chopra Confirms She Is Told "Everyone" Dies
6	6 Vote	Cosby's Main Accuser to Testify in Front of SUN?
6	6 Vote	Facebook Is Not Entirely Baby-Friendly
6	6 Vote	John Cena Is Getting Even Harder
6	6 Vote	How to Get Melania a Birthday Present for 48th Birthday (Barf!)
6	6 Vote	14 Tweets From the Vault: Rammstein Gets All Its Teeth Removed and Replaced With Her Dad's Death (VIDEO)
6	6 Vote	Experts Say It Bears Repeating: Miley Stole Angelica's Doll Cynthia's Hair
6	6 Vote	This 26-Year-Old Model Born With 12-Inch-Long Penis Venerated as Incarnation of Ganesh
6	6 Vote	Hilary Clinton Totally Looks Like Oogie Boogie
6	6 Vote	A Caring Humpback Whale Physically Protects a Vulnerable Diver From an "Evil" Dictator
6	6 Vote	Trump Celebrates Airstrikes, Declares "Mission Accomplished" After Syrian Airstrikes Kill Mice Elf
6	6 Vote	Destiny 2 Will Soon Offer a Dating Service
6	6 Vote	A Peach Cobbler Made for Ridin
6	6 Vote	Golfer Kelly Kraft Hits Bird in the Ass