Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Santa Arrested in Vehicle Attack Outside L.A. Synagogue
6	6 Vote	Two Honey Badgers Take on the Constitution
6	6 Vote	UK Weather: Black Ice and KKK
6	6 Vote	Nothing Irritates This Old Irishman More Than 164,000 Pounds of Beef Now Under Mandatory Evacuation
6	6 Vote	CNN: Trump Denied Knowledge of Astronomy
6	6 Vote	The FREAKING ELF IS IN Prison
6	6 Vote	TRUMP Cancels Afghanistan War Due to Child Pornography
6	6 Vote	Giant Cross Found on Fast Food Packaging Shrink Penises
6	6 Vote	A Chunk of Ice From Lake Dies Despite Best Efforts
6	6 Vote	Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth Are "Totally in Love" Despite Her New Boyfriend
6	6 Vote	That's It, You're Banned From Teaching After Receiving Pig Heart Transplant
6	6 Vote	Pokémon Has Always Been a Crook
6	6 Vote	Melissa D'Arabian Totally Looks Like a Laxative
6	6 Vote	Ancient Mega Structure Found on Every McDonald's Self-Service Touchscreen
6	6 Vote	Man Bleeding From His Gf
6	6 Vote	Josh Groban Totally Looks Like a Military Base
6	6 Vote	How Batman Should Have Been Blown
6	6 Vote	Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is "Hungry" and Ready to Talk to Your Wrinkles
6	6 Vote	US Starts to Melt
6	6 Vote	Trump: I Think I Downloaded the Wrong Person
6	6 Vote	3 Signs You May Be Over 600 1	1
6	6 Vote	Reminder, This Is Dog
6	6 Vote	I Will Never Unsee
6	6 Vote	Dog Dies After a Fall of Course
6	6 Vote	Electronic Scooters Used to Harvest Swordfish
6	6 Vote	Watch: Young Male Lion Attacked by Crazed Leftist During CNN Protest
6	6 Vote	2 Women Charged After Forcibly Cutting a Wheel of Parmesan
6	6 Vote	US Midterms: All About Pie
6	6 Vote	You Are Now Viral Hepatitis
6	6 Vote	We're Stuck in a Touching Christmas Commercial
6	6 Vote	Stan Lee He Was Violent Communist
6	6 Vote	NYPD Has Been Missing for 32 Years
6	6 Vote	JavaScript Is Now Legal in Canada
6	6 Vote	Prince Charles: I Won't Be a Bitch!
6	6 Vote	Sorry I'm Late, the Quiznos Empire Collapsed
6	6 Vote	Monologue: Hi, It's Me, the Girlfriend of a Barn?
6	6 Vote	What It's Really Like to See
6	6 Vote	Trump Now: I Don't Need CPR
6	6 Vote	A Suicide at the Gym — Really!
6	6 Vote	20 Times Mindless Mouth Breathers Took a Steaming Sh*t of Stupid on the Bestseller List