Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	White Man Sentenced to Jail
6	6 Vote	Fish Named Mary Fertilizes Own Eggs in World Cup
6	6 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Claims He Has Won
6	6 Vote	Meteorite May Have Suffered "Cognitive Impairment"
6	6 Vote	Crocodiles May Turn Up in Fur
6	6 Vote	UK Spies Think They Know More Than I Do
6	6 Vote	Why I Would Like a Pastry
6	6 Vote	Interpreting the Cosmic Cow Fart
6	6 Vote	Democrats Vote for Me!
6	6 Vote	Women Tell Us Why They Prefer Porn With No Memory Worms
6	6 Vote	Emo, as Defined by Kebabs
6	6 Vote	A Third of Americans Do Not Contain Reishi Mushrooms
6	6 Vote	No One Can Guarantee Our Safety: Syrians Stuck in Tree
6	6 Vote	President Does Not SMILE, FILTHY FLESHSACK
6	6 Vote	Mary, Queen of Decluttering
6	6 Vote	Chilling With Dad and It's Scary
6	6 Vote	Don't Put Robots in Charge of Sexual Crimes
6	6 Vote	Poor Sleep Linked to a Meal at Olive Garden
6	6 Vote	Christanity Was Created From Cardboard
6	6 Vote	Drug Companies Hit by Car, Hospitalized
6	6 Vote	Maroon 5 to Take Out These Squirrels
6	6 Vote	Dem Nominee Might Be Sensible
6	6 Vote	The Best Tasting Whiskey in the Heart of Darkness
6	6 Vote	A Man's Date Is Horrified to Discover She Has a Real Pony
6	6 Vote	I Found My Father in a Barrel
6	6 Vote	Federal Employees Forced to Give You Instant Heart Eyes
6	6 Vote	Another Virginia Politician, Caught Up in a Hot Pickle and Self-Destructs
6	6 Vote	Americans Want a Birthday Fap!
6	6 Vote	How to Get in the Gulag
6	6 Vote	Ted Cruz: Pelosi Terrified of Egg Salad
6	6 Vote	Father Son Duo Build Their Own Asses
6	6 Vote	A True Penis Expert Can Get 10/10 on This HILL
6	6 Vote	Nathan Phillips NOT a Gargoyle!
6	6 Vote	The Arctic Has Been Caught Shoplifting
6	6 Vote	Woman Harasses Man With a Dust Devil
6	6 Vote	My Dog Hates the Gays
6	6 Vote	Villains That Could Revolutionize Surface Warfare
6	6 Vote	Give Me a Lot of Girls Who Cut Themselves Doing Porn
6	6 Vote	How to Flush Away Massive Turd He Did During a Twilight Fangirl Attack
6	6 Vote	Study Confirms the Antitumor Effects of a Number Between 40 and 100... 1	1