Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	UK Supermarket Chain Will Stop Brexit Telepathically
6	6 Vote	The Week in the Lab
6	6 Vote	Your Cat Holidays
6	6 Vote	British Football Fan Stabbed by a "Skunk Ape"
6	6 Vote	Muscular Monkey Spotted in Driveway
6	6 Vote	Sexual Assault Rifles
6	6 Vote	Books of the Cenozoic Era
6	6 Vote	I'm Sorry to Be Gorgeous
6	6 Vote	Ferrari Unveils Its "Most Lethal Aircraft"
6	6 Vote	Trump Administration Is Going to Brick Their Console
6	6 Vote	CNN Reporter Blows 1	1
6	6 Vote	Sometimes You Have a Dark Nazi Past
6	6 Vote	This Robot Head Could Be Genetic
6	6 Vote	CBS to Gillibrand: Think Trump Is Seriously Losing His Mind Over Shazam! Toys
6	6 Vote	April the Giraffe Gives Birth to Adorable Calf in Front of Judge Pirro
6	6 Vote	Man Who Gave Birth in Their Mouth
6	6 Vote	Mr. President, Beware the Old Disappearing-Reappearing Band Trick
6	6 Vote	Sunlight Through Glass Does Not Kill God
6	6 Vote	Woman Finds Python Hiding in Her Hand
6	6 Vote	R. Kelly Charged With Fatal Stabbing Thought Victim Was Werewolf
6	6 Vote	Fungus Is Killing Off Most of My Professional Career
6	6 Vote	Woman Dies After Eating Mom's Hidden Chocolate Heart
6	6 Vote	George H.W. Bush to Be President Until 2034
6	6 Vote	10 Wedding Gifts Under $100 MILLION
6	6 Vote	Spidey! You Need to Legalize Marijuana
6	6 Vote	Cardi B and C
6	6 Vote	This Startup Is Making Mystery Meat Gumbo
6	6 Vote	The World Wide Weeaboo
6	6 Vote	Klobuchar Expected to Draw Heavy Inspiration From Popular Anime
6	6 Vote	Democratic Governor Pushes Bill to Ban Me From Concert
6	6 Vote	This Lemon Is Not Acceptable … Behave Appropriately
6	6 Vote	I'm Telling You That America Sucks
6	6 Vote	Watch This Entire Fish, It's Free!
6	6 Vote	This Interactive Toy Plays With Your Balls
6	6 Vote	Seat Cushions Believed to Be a "Nun"
6	6 Vote	HS Students Say They Have a President Who's a Racist
6	6 Vote	Cohen: Trump Isn't Joking When He Wet Himself
6	6 Vote	Trump Complains About Coats
6	6 Vote	Donald Trump Is Responsible for Holocaust, Not Nazis
6	6 Vote	The PC Keeps Telling Me to Wash the Dishes