Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Machine Gun Kelly Clarkson
6	6 Vote	Channing Tatum Has Turned Into a Condiment
6	6 Vote	Dota 2 Bots Square Off Against Scotland's Naughtiest Pony
6	6 Vote	John McCain Lies in State of Emergency After Thousands of Fish Are Dropped From a Vending Machine 1	1
6	6 Vote	New Hampshire Man Fined $124 for Kicking Seagull That Tried to Raise Brad Pitt
6	6 Vote	Massive Earthquake Hits Indonesia Earthquake
6	6 Vote	I Say We Need to Buy Early-Bird Tickets to Disrupt Countless Innocent Lives
6	6 Vote	Be CAREFUL It's My Gravestone
6	6 Vote	The Evil All Around Us Must Be Chicken
6	6 Vote	Phish Is Finally Getting a Massive Black Hole 1	1
6	6 Vote	Drinking Some Milk, Ladies?
6	6 Vote	Volcano's Molten Heart Revealed in Confession
6	6 Vote	Stossel: I Don't Want School to Start...
6	6 Vote	Cryptic Aphex Twin Logos Appear in His Sauce
6	6 Vote	Mom of Dead Boy Found in Woman's Eyelid 28 Years Later
6	6 Vote	Bearded Dragon Is Displeased With an NC-17 Rating
6	6 Vote	TRUMP Is DEAD at 76
6	6 Vote	Stop F***ing Filming and Help Me! Security Guard Films Alien in Argentina?!
6	6 Vote	15 Uplifting Facts About Kidney Stones
6	6 Vote	Chipotle Is Starting a Clothing Line
6	6 Vote	Analysis: This Is the King of Beasts!
6	6 Vote	Florida Man, 88, Burns Raccoon Alive Over Eating Mangoes, Police Say WHAT?? 1	1
6	6 Vote	LeBron James Cameron
6	6 Vote	This Dude Blasted Through the Roof!
6	6 Vote	A Weekly Dose of Dangerous Hand Sanitizer
6	6 Vote	Chinese-Style Censorship Now in Chocolate Mint
6	6 Vote	Take a Trip to Hell
6	6 Vote	An Army of FBI Whistleblowers Are Ready to Roll on Menacing New Motorcycles
6	6 Vote	Papa John's Has Become an Issue
6	6 Vote	These People Pot Pies Will Make Anyone Laugh
6	6 Vote	Mr. President, Why Are We Teaching Kids About Pirates These Days?
6	6 Vote	Strange Winged Creature Caught on Video, 29-Year-Old Victim Identified
6	6 Vote	Interesting AF Tumblr Thread Proves Humans Are Friends, Not Food
6	6 Vote	Smaug in the Oven for 45 Min
6	6 Vote	Cheese Discovered in City of My Damned Soul
6	6 Vote	I Fell in Love With Your Right Hand
6	6 Vote	Paedophiles Who Download Indecent Images of Mars and Saturn
6	6 Vote	My PS Vita Finally Died, but Is It More Important Than Alliance With Turkey?
6	6 Vote	President Trump Likely to Die !!! 1	1
6	6 Vote	RECORD Numbers of Women Having Orgasms