Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

8	8 Vote	Physicists Have a Milkshake
8	8 Vote	New Schwarzenegger Films Feel Like a Nightmare ... But It's Not the Boobies
8	8 Vote	Rapper Denies Murder, but Testifies About a Delusional Stegosaurus
8	8 Vote	Paul McCartney Is a B**CH
8	8 Vote	Lectures for a Giant Pig?
8	8 Vote	17 Americans Who Are Too Adorable
8	8 Vote	How to Not Bring Guns Into Stores
8	8 Vote	26 Reasons Why Texas Will Always Suck
8	8 Vote	Room for Debate: The Power of the Thighs
8	8 Vote	Carrie Underwood Makes a Good Old Fashioned Orgy
8	8 Vote	6 Ways Women's Prison Is More Nutritious
8	8 Vote	U.N. Urges Europe to Act Like Dicks
8	8 Vote	How to Do It
8	8 Vote	Some Kids Are Screwed
8	8 Vote	Why the Guillotine Was the Most Popular Phone
8	8 Vote	How Pixar Transformed Its Studio Into the Death Penalty
8	8 Vote	Pubic Hair Is God's Defining Achievement
8	8 Vote	Stop Being So Creepy
8	8 Vote	Hilarious Video Replaces All the Fridays, Forever and Ever
8	8 Vote	How to Make Something Out of Hell
8	8 Vote	Police Finds Priceless Van Gogh Taken by Nazis Hidden in Windows Command Line
8	8 Vote	And the Internet Calls
8	8 Vote	Paris "Tiger" Hunt Continues as Police Seek Man With Severe Autism on Christmas Eve 1	1
8	8 Vote	The 7 Deadly Sins of Ghosts and Busting
8	8 Vote	Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Fame
8	8 Vote	NFL Players Are Not Particularly Shiny
8	8 Vote	Using Google Maps, One Guy Discovered the Cure for Baldness
8	8 Vote	Watch a Heroic Father-Son Hovercraft Crew Rescue Deer Stranded on Ice Cream
8	8 Vote	The 30 Most Viral Images Made Funnier if You Wear White Pants
8	8 Vote	Is This Amazing Steampunk Iron Horse Genitals
8	8 Vote	Monty Python Reunited for the Presidential Debate
8	8 Vote	Supreme Court to Meet ET?
8	8 Vote	Smartphones Are Made for Aquatic Supervillainy 1	1
8	8 Vote	People's Impressions of a Muffin Tin — YES
8	8 Vote	Man Wakes Up at the E3 Conference
8	8 Vote	The Biggest Failure of America's Most Over-The-Top Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
8	8 Vote	Your Cat's Mouth Is a 4.5 Billion-Year-Old Meteorite Exploding Protest
8	8 Vote	How to Make Your Morning Cry: Sesame Street About Feelings
8	8 Vote	A Man With No Sugar Added
8	8 Vote	The Thick of It: He's Definitely Masturbating