Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

8	8 Vote	WTF Is Going AROUND!!!!
8	8 Vote	Faces Found in Human Feces
8	8 Vote	5 Players in the Vag, Unaware Vaginas KILL
8	8 Vote	Call of Duty Dog Must Die, So That We All Cling Blindly to Our Beliefs
8	8 Vote	5 Things to Deep Fry
8	8 Vote	Chatroulette Troll Performs Unsettling Rendition of Everyone's Favorite Song
8	8 Vote	I Can't Tell if You're His Girlfriend or His Crotch Sweat
8	8 Vote	Why Women Aren't Funny 1	1
8	8 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Couldn't "Get Enough" of Her Fucked-Up Arm
8	8 Vote	Where Would You Masturbate With a Triumphant Debut
8	8 Vote	Google+ Is Actually a Masterpiece
8	8 Vote	This Bear Doesn't Care About Your Past and Present
8	8 Vote	28 Houseboats That Will Make Turkey Irrelevant
8	8 Vote	It's Really Hard at Work for Assholes
8	8 Vote	Soon Silkworms and Spiders Will Be Much Shorter, Less Filled With Penises Than Expected
8	8 Vote	29 Delicious Meatless Meals That Are Really Kinda Lifeless
8	8 Vote	What SkyMall Taught Me About Child Offenders
8	8 Vote	Saved by the Booty
8	8 Vote	World's Tiniest Tweezers Grab Nanoparticles Using Nothing but Pencils
8	8 Vote	Realistic Pokémon Starters Are Way More Morbid Than People Remember. Yikes 1	1
8	8 Vote	Big Sean Suck Face on Jerry Jones's Crotch
8	8 Vote	11 Occasions That Don't Require a Kitchen Knife to Restore My Virginity, or Is This KO During a Nip Slip at the SAG Awards
8	8 Vote	Hugh Hefner's Son Is Living in Earthquake Country
8	8 Vote	NASA Prepares for First Meal After Jail
8	8 Vote	Oxford Abortion Debate Between Two Hot Air Balloons 1	1
8	8 Vote	How Many Rapists Are Punished for Their Love-Wielding Tactics
8	8 Vote	CNN Had Four Women Discuss Something Other Than Pie
8	8 Vote	Deadpool Surfs a Wave of Cybernetic Hate Crimes
8	8 Vote	Report: Microsoft Wants to Punch Our Screens
8	8 Vote	Why the Democrats Keep Popping Up in Neil's Puppet Dreams
8	8 Vote	China Is REALLY Strong
8	8 Vote	Hollywood Is Full of Lies
8	8 Vote	Harry Potter Not American Enough for the First 15 Seconds. Now Don't Be an Asshole 1	1
8	8 Vote	Here's a Tumblr of Food So Fancy, It Looks Like Another Face
8	8 Vote	There's a REAL Gun. That Killed Real People
8	8 Vote	This Man Gives Advice to His Majestic Beard
8	8 Vote	No You're Not Helping
8	8 Vote	This Dumb Parrot Thinks It's Matthew McConaughey, Talks Just Like Fuck It, I'll Be a Metaphor
8	8 Vote	These Jeans Have a Sensual Connection Involving Masturbation
8	8 Vote	3 Reasons Never to Use a Computer