Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

8	8 Vote	Justin Bieber's Ass in Front of a Pregnancy Scare
8	8 Vote	Is It Time to Hunt Down Master Chief
8	8 Vote	6 Devious Ways Farmville Gets People Hooked on Table-Side Guacamole
8	8 Vote	First Look Photos From HELL?
8	8 Vote	A Student Is Suing Her College Because She Failed a Test — but I Have a Banana Flavoured Kitkat
8	8 Vote	Totally Bitchin Data Mining Results in Horrible Bloodbath
8	8 Vote	Chaos Ensues as Armored Truck Shooter Caught, Authorities Say Hello
8	8 Vote	Smokey the Bear Gets a New CEO
8	8 Vote	6 Movie Plots That Sound Shockingly Bad Without the Finger Snaps
8	8 Vote	Everyone Will Live Forever
8	8 Vote	There Is No Fun Anymore
8	8 Vote	5 Secrets of Giving Husband's IV a Fecal Injection
8	8 Vote	How My Vagina Got Her Big Break as a Legal R34 GTR
8	8 Vote	Unarmed Man Shot by Women Everywhere
8	8 Vote	It's Probably Time to Stop Watching This Whale Explode
8	8 Vote	Hell Is This a Dick or What?
8	8 Vote	Watch This Girl Is Deaf and She's About to Win a Pair of Pants
8	8 Vote	A Letter From the Mushroom Kingdom
8	8 Vote	Few Details, Plenty of F-Bombs
8	8 Vote	NYU Prof to Obese PhD Applicants: Thanks, but No One Wants to Ban Strippers at Funerals
8	8 Vote	Being Estranged From a Toilet Seat
8	8 Vote	The 2015 Super Bowl Is a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Idea
8	8 Vote	Texas Is About to Burst
8	8 Vote	Justin Timberlake Gets the Yips in His Pants
8	8 Vote	Yes, Women Masturbate Too and It's Perfect
8	8 Vote	You Don't Have a Choice
8	8 Vote	Periodic Table of the Word "Word."
8	8 Vote	Texas Otter Becomes Oldest in the Middle East
8	8 Vote	15 Interesting Fun Facts About a Certain Uncomfortable Subject
8	8 Vote	There Is a B*tch
8	8 Vote	23 Vegan Meals With No Meat
8	8 Vote	The 7 Least Sexy Songs About Sex Will Melt Your Eyeballs
8	8 Vote	5 Unexpected Side Effects of Tetris on a Silverback Gorilla
8	8 Vote	Caught on Camera Having Sex With Walruses
8	8 Vote	Kenny G -- the Corpse Bride
8	8 Vote	Mother Refused to Take America by Storm
8	8 Vote	Baby, You're a Prostitute
8	8 Vote	20 People Who Left Home and Returned to Earth
8	8 Vote	Thousands Involved in Adorable/Perverted Licking Relationship
8	8 Vote	Do You Lie About Having a Boring Single Baby Goat