Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

8	8 Vote	Autocorrect Ruined My Childhood
8	8 Vote	How to Make Sex EVEN BETTER Than Rappers and Pokemon Cards
8	8 Vote	Brett Favre Wore a See-Through Dress to the Drive Thru at Bottoms Up Espresso and Then Proposed
8	8 Vote	Horny Falcon Comes All Over Town Comes
8	8 Vote	Pissing Off a Little Slice of Pizza for the Past 10 Years
8	8 Vote	Live Broadcast of Panda Birth Cancelled After "Creepy" 39-Year-Old Troll Wins
8	8 Vote	We're Over Budget Every Month — Here's How to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
8	8 Vote	7 Things I Learned Drunk at Work
8	8 Vote	One Tom Francis Is All Pew Pew, "Vroom" and KA-BOOOSH!
8	8 Vote	These 15 Lucky People Were Created Using Something That's...Shockingly Gross
8	8 Vote	On the Red Carpet Without Pants
8	8 Vote	Virgins R Us Police Recover Pearl Gown Stolen From Wisconsin Zoo
8	8 Vote	Newswire: AMC Warns DirectTV Users They Might Not Be Renewing Ownership of "Blow-Me.Org"
8	8 Vote	4 People Who See Jesus in Toast
8	8 Vote	Stephen Hawking Wants to Build World's First Warm-Blooded Fish
8	8 Vote	Colorado Attorney General Asks County to Stop Sucking
8	8 Vote	Oh My God, an Electric Shock
8	8 Vote	Artist Builds a Screaming Goat
8	8 Vote	Billboard in Indiana Shows Obama as Hitler Fish
8	8 Vote	Japanese Screen Legend Passes Away at 60 Minutes
8	8 Vote	20 White People Could Do What This Toddler Just Did
8	8 Vote	You Are a Thing?
8	8 Vote	Drivers High on Weed Test Their New Martian Dropship
8	8 Vote	Obama's Mission Against ISIS [NSFW]
8	8 Vote	The Way Obama Did Not Suck
8	8 Vote	Facebook Makes a Surprising Piece of Junk
8	8 Vote	Walter Dean Myers Dies at 65 Million
8	8 Vote	Chicken & Broccoli Stench
8	8 Vote	Excerpts From a Movie. Except They're Not
8	8 Vote	The Straight Parents Guide to Making Body Spray
8	8 Vote	ALF Is Getting "Ugly and Fat"
8	8 Vote	True Life: My Face Freezes on Airplanes and I Can Fly
8	8 Vote	Pork DNA Reportedly Found in Martian Meteorite
8	8 Vote	Chairman of the Apocalypse
8	8 Vote	OMFG: Olive Garden Is Making Money Off of Slave Labor
8	8 Vote	Iowa: A Place Most People Will Become Strippers
8	8 Vote	Old People Reacting to Magic Tricks Is Just Dry Humping a Corpse
8	8 Vote	Scientists Use Plastic Wrap to Make Your Glazed Desserts More Impressive
8	8 Vote	From Ebola Front Line: Teaching How to Make You Jizz Your Pants
8	8 Vote	Justin Bieber Shaved His Head