Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

10	10 Vote	Cate Blanchett Is Terrifying Ducks
10	10 Vote	Pharrell Has a 5'4" Boyfriend
10	10 Vote	How Do I Do?
10	10 Vote	School Guard Who Shot Roger Rabbit
10	10 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kill Hitler
10	10 Vote	Obama's Big Lie Is Destroying College's WiFi
10	10 Vote	Supreme Court Disbands
10	10 Vote	24 Reasons Husbands Can't Be Right
10	10 Vote	50 Shades of Grey? Here Are Almost 100
10	10 Vote	White House Officials Knew About Pens
10	10 Vote	27 Reasons to Be Renamed
10	10 Vote	Maybe MSNBC Has Too Much Time on Her hands
10	10 Vote	Short Film About One Guy With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo
10	10 Vote	Obama Releases Official Statement About Hacked PS3s
10	10 Vote	Don't Ever Take a Shower
10	10 Vote	Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Elections
10	10 Vote	Sometimes There Are Choices Aplenty for This Deep-Fried Mac and Cheese
10	10 Vote	Italian Neuroscientists Launch a Bro-Tastic Lady Site?
10	10 Vote	I Expected Better From the Antarctic Oceans
10	10 Vote	Larry King Is Returning to Wrestling
10	10 Vote	AP Sources: Obama Preparing to Penetrate Porn Biz
10	10 Vote	Musician Wyclef Jean Makes a Trade With Aliens
10	10 Vote	Why, Thank You, I LOVE Unsolicited Opinions About My iOS6 Phone Setup
10	10 Vote	Justin Bieber to Do: Go to Jail 1	1
10	10 Vote	Downton Abbey Is Adding a Black Hole
10	10 Vote	Treasury to Pay Money for No Reason Whatsoever
10	10 Vote	Al Franken Forced to Deliberately Pollute Ocean With Radioisotopes
10	10 Vote	My Weird Tale About a Controversial Topic?
10	10 Vote	Dracula Is Still a Confusing Clusterfuck
10	10 Vote	25 Cheesy Dips That Will Make You Weep Brain Fluid
10	10 Vote	Watch as Struggling Whale Can't Get Married
10	10 Vote	Montana Judge Admits He "Deserves to Die" for Objecting to Stoning
10	10 Vote	Deion Sanders I Didn't Split Milkshake With Bieber That's Gay
10	10 Vote	31 Ways to Take Kylie Jenner Shopping for the Gay Community Superheroes
10	10 Vote	105-Year-Old Woman May Have Rented Space In mall
10	10 Vote	When Assholes Use the Nuke 1	1
10	10 Vote	Zimbabwe: The Height Of luxury
10	10 Vote	Robots Took Over the Political System 1	1
10	10 Vote	A Closer Look at THIS CAT
10	10 Vote	Hubble Gets a Season Four, It Will "Destroy the Elderly"