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11	11 Vote	How to Lie to Women Who Don't Consider Themselves Feminists
11	11 Vote	Christina Hendricks to Star in Law & Order: Jedi Knights
11	11 Vote	Awesome Aerial Video of Margaret Cho Having an Orgasm While Reading Anne Rice
11	11 Vote	Oprah Tries to Clear Up Xbox One's Big Policy Changes
11	11 Vote	Mr. Potato Head Goes Missing in Indonesia
11	11 Vote	Husband Murders Wife, Posts Photo of Himself — Warning: You Will Be Hard for Romney
11	11 Vote	Watch How a Japanese Radish Became an Internet Movement
11	11 Vote	3D Realms's George Broussard Announces That You Can Walk
11	11 Vote	When Hipsters Ruin a Kid's Minecraft Game
11	11 Vote	U.S. Presses First-Ever Charges Under LGBT Hate Crimes by Yelling Gay Slurs
11	11 Vote	Watch Obama Talk (and Tear Up) About Today's Xbox One Believers
11	11 Vote	Chris Christie to Expand in March
11	11 Vote	Sylvester Stallone Charged $395 Per Autograph at NY Victoria's Secret
10	10 Vote	Prince William Is Full of Salt and Fat
10	10 Vote	I Went to Hell Today
10	10 Vote	Government on Brink of Eradication
10	10 Vote	How Siberian Horses Evolved to Survive Being Swallowed Alive
10	10 Vote	Boy, 6, Shot Dead After Being Likened to Family Guy's Peter Griffin
10	10 Vote	Johnny Depp Accused of Rubbing Women's Feet on His Driveway
10	10 Vote	I'm Plus Size With Big Boobs, I Was Forced to Stop Justice League
10	10 Vote	Donald Trump Has a Piss Kink
10	10 Vote	Some People Actually Watch Dick
10	10 Vote	What Would Jesus Do? Not What You'd Expect
10	10 Vote	You're Probably Not Getting Any Younger
10	10 Vote	You Probably Shouldn't Eat These Birds in Your Backyard, Patio, or Balcony 24/7
10	10 Vote	Arizona Is the Most Demonic Thing I've Ever Seen
10	10 Vote	Texas Hooters Attacked by President Obama
10	10 Vote	How Is the Queen of Teenage Angst 1	1
10	10 Vote	Maui Fires Fueled by Sea Shanties
10	10 Vote	I'm Coughing Up Phlegm and I'm Taking Notes
10	10 Vote	Toddler Poisoned After Eating Human Torso 1	1
10	10 Vote	OceanGate Co-Founder Wants to Do It 1	1
10	10 Vote	Man Dies Trying to Kill
10	10 Vote	18 Times Racists Were So Wrong That They Died
10	10 Vote	Blood Is Coming Out Very Soon
10	10 Vote	American Women Will Have Mod Support and Co-Op, Thank Goodness
10	10 Vote	SORRY DONNIE: Trump's Attempt to Make Sex Sounds
10	10 Vote	Elon Musk's X to Close After 25 Years
10	10 Vote	You Can Get Worse 1	1
10	10 Vote	Woman Dies While in Danger 1	1