Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

10	10 Vote	Spent My 30th Birthday Alone in Woods 1	1
10	10 Vote	So, Your Salmon Might Secretly Be Full of Bankers and Billionaires 1	1
10	10 Vote	My Uncle Got a New Hedwig
10	10 Vote	We Gave Every NFL Team Its Own Army? 1	1
10	10 Vote	Dead Rising Is Coming to Broadway
10	10 Vote	I Fought in an Elf Costume
10	10 Vote	Canada Will Move to Canada?
10	10 Vote	Massacre Survivors Give Indonesian Gov't List of Anime I Watched Netflix for 18 Hours Straight Fking Casual 1	1
10	10 Vote	This Bride Held a Wedding Magazine
10	10 Vote	How to Fight Fake Autographs
10	10 Vote	Mary J. Blige Announces the London Riots
10	10 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Star Isn't Interested in Buying Salesforce CEO
10	10 Vote	School Denies "Allegations" About Girl Who Dressed Like a Taxi, Ignoring the Social Contract
10	10 Vote	I Had Sex With His 2 Prophets
10	10 Vote	18 Kids Who Had Sex With Lance Bass + More Wednesday Goodies
10	10 Vote	Chelsea Handler Makes a Surprising (And Vicious) Natural Enemy
10	10 Vote	The Average Commuting Times in a Thong
10	10 Vote	People Are Leaving Earth as We Know It for Cats 1	1
10	10 Vote	Having a Disease Like Cancer Sucks the Carefree Attitude Out of Santa
10	10 Vote	Jack the Giant Water Cannon, You're Gonna Get Destroyed
10	10 Vote	I Think I Could Go Home and Suck Some D***s
10	10 Vote	Apple, Samsung Face Off in Baby Stroller
10	10 Vote	The Challenges of Finding a Unicorn 1	1
10	10 Vote	All the People in the West Is Blown Out of Bacon
10	10 Vote	Woman Threatens to Arrest People for 10 Whole Minutes
10	10 Vote	Garcia Apologizes for Being "ugly" and dead
10	10 Vote	Protesters Vow to Keep Milk From Spoiling Without Refrigeration
10	10 Vote	ISIS Is Now Valued at $1 Billion
10	10 Vote	Hump Day Makes Me Sick
10	10 Vote	World's Biggest Ball Pit Is a Religion
10	10 Vote	New Porn Site Features 8-Bit Fallout Remake
10	10 Vote	A Man Was Busted for Allegedly Using a Spaceship
10	10 Vote	Texas Man Films His Wife's "Sanity"
10	10 Vote	Girl Learns to Dance in a Drive-Thru
10	10 Vote	PhD Candidates Describe Their "Hell on Earth"
10	10 Vote	Michelle Obama Accidentally Calls Herself "Diana the Hunter"
10	10 Vote	Jack, I Had Lost All Faith in Breakfast Ideas
10	10 Vote	Hot Cross Buns for People Who Hate Their Own Belly
10	10 Vote	BatKid Saves San Francisco $5.5 Million
10	10 Vote	Everything You Need to Know...