Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

10	10 Vote	Amanda Bynes Appeared to Me and Said, "Take Off My Shirt."
10	10 Vote	Fuck This Week Because America Loves Bigotry
10	10 Vote	Valiant Pig Saves Baby Goat From Drowning, Wins the 2013 Emmys
10	10 Vote	Lazy Incompetents Can Now Legally Marry
10	10 Vote	A No-Nonsense Introduction to the Bottom
10	10 Vote	Minnie Mouse Is an 87-Year-Old Tween
10	10 Vote	Army Releases Photo of Salad
10	10 Vote	Man Arrested Over Reply to Speeding Ticket: "Fuck Your Shitty Town"
10	10 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Prevent You From Ever Being Roofied
10	10 Vote	8 Glorious Buildings Shaped Like a Kid
10	10 Vote	Learn Windows 95 With Matthew Perry and Britney Spears Music
10	10 Vote	I Was a Mistake
10	10 Vote	Qantas Involved in Canadian Maple Syrup Heist
10	10 Vote	Guy Recreates the Solar Eclipse
10	10 Vote	New York Times Reports: Hot Shirtless Men Make John Travolta Spring to Life in Prison
10	10 Vote	Boehner Suggests Taking the Tooth Fairy for Everything She's Worth
10	10 Vote	A Touchscreen That Even a Transhumanist Would Love
10	10 Vote	Church Uses the N-Word
10	10 Vote	Burnout Dev Wants to Turn the Eiffel Tower Into a Glowing, Animated Jungle
10	10 Vote	Justin Timberlake Is Very Tired of Being a Woman
10	10 Vote	Kanye West Ordered to Stay Away From Birthday Party
10	10 Vote	29 Underrated Things About Being Scared
10	10 Vote	Conservative Christian Leaders Call on Parishioners to Support "Critically Important" Effort to Demean Muslims
10	10 Vote	Man Threw $500,000 in Trash to Keep Body Snatchers From Stealing Your Corpse
10	10 Vote	Anti-Gay Group Abandons Failed Boycott of JCPenney and Ellen DeGeneres Has Won Halloween With Her Own Religion
10	10 Vote	Man Stranded in Hawaii Due to Threat From Wild Turkeys
10	10 Vote	72 Hours of Aurora Borealis Compressed Into Three Gory Minutes
10	10 Vote	Mighty Mouse Attacks Venomous Snake to Free 104 Palestinian Prisoners Being Released Early
10	10 Vote	Computer-Generated Little Girl Has Clearly Won the Patriotic Sunglasses Contest
9	9 Vote	Trump Is Trying to "Control Bees" 1	1
9	9 Vote	I Literally Got Shamed by a Water Bottle
9	9 Vote	Cicadas Are Back With an English Dub?!
9	9 Vote	King Charles Hosted His First Nazi Rally
9	9 Vote	"Guys, I F**ked Up" - Two Months After Welcoming Second Child
9	9 Vote	Cocaine Found in Dietary Supplements
9	9 Vote	The Ghost of Apartheid Has Come Back This Season. But Should He?
9	9 Vote	Joe Biden Taunts Trump After His Death
9	9 Vote	Give Me Death of Course
9	9 Vote	Zelda: Tears of the Confederacy
9	9 Vote	Dumb Ways to Tell if Your Name Is Charles or Camilla