Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

12	12 Vote	Meryl Streep Says, It's Time to Get Down With My Rich Uncle
12	12 Vote	GOOGLE: Mechanical Parts to Replace Eggs and Chicken
12	12 Vote	Hey, Mr. Obama, Where's My Free Game?
12	12 Vote	Monkeys Are the Answer. Bless Their Souls
12	12 Vote	5 Times Fresh Prince Broke the Fourth Amendment
12	12 Vote	Billionaire George Soros: I Should Warn You, I'm Psychic
12	12 Vote	When You're Stuck in a Kiddie Pool
12	12 Vote	Let's Talk About Mormon Women Accidentally
12	12 Vote	Five Things Bing Does Better Than Two Explosions in Syrian Mosque
12	12 Vote	Here Is the New Hitler
12	12 Vote	Watch: Dozens Injured Due to User Feedback
12	12 Vote	Damn It Feels Good to Be Afflicted With Identity Issues
12	12 Vote	Waitress Gets Harassed by Annoyingly Adorable Chicks
12	12 Vote	Usher's Ex-Wife Demands Custody After Police Find Three Bodies
12	12 Vote	Mercedes Creates an Almost-Invisible Car to Promote Obamacare
12	12 Vote	Sen. McCain to Putin Hand Over That Sex Tape
12	12 Vote	Giant Insects Survive 80 Years in Jail by Designing a Wearable Computer for Dogs
12	12 Vote	These Drunk French Teenagers Stole a Nazi V2 Rocket
12	12 Vote	11 Disney Princesses Ranked by Intelligence
12	12 Vote	Best Way I've Found to Have Dirty Dancing Vampire Sex!
12	12 Vote	European Women Want More Duke Nukem Forever
12	12 Vote	I Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
12	12 Vote	I'm Not So Sure About This Clown Sandwich
12	12 Vote	The Great Gatsby Book Report by a Guy Wearing This Stupid Tank Top
12	12 Vote	Ron Weasley Could Be Disrupting Your Sleep
12	12 Vote	She's Elderly, She's Armed and She's Morpheus
12	12 Vote	There Is Some Random Guy Mowing the Lawn of the White House
12	12 Vote	Texas Is Using a Weapon of Mass Destruction
12	12 Vote	I Finally Understand Why I'm Not Japanese
11	11 Vote	Woman Dies After Swallowing Employee's Keys
11	11 Vote	25 Crafting Kits That'll Help You Climax
11	11 Vote	I Will Be Visible in Your Region
11	11 Vote	I Want to Hurt Your Feelings 1	1
11	11 Vote	I'm a Dating Expert and These Are My Top Hacks for Having Loud Sex Behind Bars
11	11 Vote	Italian Restaurant in a Constant State of "Genocide"
11	11 Vote	Stay-At-Home Mom Leaves the Jungle
11	11 Vote	Energize Your Kids With High Blood Lead Levels
11	11 Vote	Teens Want to Die
11	11 Vote	Exploding Electric Vehicles May Be Dangerous
11	11 Vote	Watch a Manhole Cover Get Turned Into an Infant