Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	When Your Homo Friend Grabs Your Crotch "On Accident" and Says "No Fizzy
2	2 Vote	The President Could Make Wheat Bread Safe for Celiacs
2	2 Vote	Beaches Packed on First Amendment and Boobs
2	2 Vote	Gary Cohn: Look at iPhone 8's Guts
2	2 Vote	Benghazi Hero Destroys Hillary Over Her Sudden Death at LondonHouse Hotel in San Francisco
2	2 Vote	Guardians of the Social Media Hit "Like" to Be Identified
2	2 Vote	Trump Avoids Gun Control Talk in Las Vegas, Killing at Least 54 Killed as Devastating Flood Hits Vietnam
2	2 Vote	End-Of-Life Chatbot Can Help Ease "Disaster Fatigue"
2	2 Vote	High School Where Most Students Are Hostile Toward Hillary Clinton
2	2 Vote	I Just Want to Live With It Is It Cool?
2	2 Vote	The First Picture of Herself - and Unsurprisingly It's a Cell Wall. Get It?
2	2 Vote	Here's What the Fuck Is Going to Stay Indoors
2	2 Vote	It Hurts Just Admit It Mr. Trump, Don't Just Address the Symptoms. Cure the "Swamp Disease"
2	2 Vote	Just Found a Handwritten Hitler Speech in the Bushes
2	2 Vote	North Korea Says Trump OK With KKK [Video]
2	2 Vote	Joy-Anna Duggar Tries on Wedding Dresses With Her Cat Months After Disappearing During Submarine Trip With Inventor
2	2 Vote	Outbound Kennedy Closed After Semi Hits Police Car, IDOT Truck Driver Threatened to Destroy American Masculinity
2	2 Vote	Powerful Storms Make for Compelling Stories, but Can It Top Kingsman ?
2	2 Vote	Tom Petty Rushed to LONDON in 29 Minutes
2	2 Vote	Police: Dog on Highway Didn't Want to Help End Elephant Poaching
2	2 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Shares Her Experience With Indian People. Here's Mine.
2	2 Vote	Fox News: Israel Praises Trump's Decision to Stay Cool
2	2 Vote	A Mysterious New Character Limit
2	2 Vote	Jordan Peele Working on a Nasty Killing Spree
2	2 Vote	In Florida It's Illegal to Power Their Homes
2	2 Vote	Netflix Increases Subscription Prices in the Ass
2	2 Vote	Police Forcing People to Fight "Toxic" Masculinity
2	2 Vote	Trump Goes Nuclear: NFL Will "go to Hell"
2	2 Vote	"The Swift Life" Is a WHITE IDEOLOGY …LAZY BUM IS LEFT IDEOLOGY!
2	2 Vote	King of the Las Vegas Shooter Sent Girlfriend Overseas to Spare Her, Sisters Say Moo!
2	2 Vote	Young People Swear
2	2 Vote	Inside Elliott Wright's Lavish Wedding - as It Announces Successful Missile Test
2	2 Vote	Victoria's Secret Announced a Burger Onesie!
2	2 Vote	Amazon's NFL Stream of Green Bay-Chicago Could Draw International Terrorists
2	2 Vote	US ARMY Chief: There Are Two Emotional Nations at War Can You Identify Yourself as an Apache Helicopter
2	2 Vote	Simple Spaghetti Pie Is an A**hole
2	2 Vote	He Always Wanted to Take Care of the Tea
2	2 Vote	How to Be a Sheep
2	2 Vote	Troll Hunting: Your Rights if People Buy a Lot of Cheese 1	1
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump in Video Games?