Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	You Should Be Celebrated and Expanded
2	2 Vote	Football Loving Parrot Could Be Released by Monday
2	2 Vote	Destiny 2 Easter Egg Reveals That Guardians Are Really Good at Cutting Taxes
2	2 Vote	SecDef Mattis Changes Rules of Engagement in Afghanistan, Troops Won't Have to See J.Lo
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Switch in Early Election Push for Women Victims
2	2 Vote	Finish This Sentence: I Want to Wear Heels All Day Because of the N.R.A
2	2 Vote	Trump: McCain "No" Vote Is a "F*cking Sweetheart"
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump's Response to Homophobic Angry, Old White Dudes
2	2 Vote	Naked Drunk Man Allegedly Fired Guns Into Automatic Weapons
2	2 Vote	Drinking Game May Have Broken Chris Cuomo
2	2 Vote	9 Celebrities Who Want to Rage Scream
2	2 Vote	Women Outnumber Men in Porn
2	2 Vote	French People Are Better Than Pie Bars
2	2 Vote	Schoolboy Rushed to Serve Eggplant as a Morning Drink?
2	2 Vote	Trevor Noah Calls Out 9-Year-Old Boxing Twins ... I Wanna Fight You Both!!!
2	2 Vote	Toddler Stumped She Can't Work the "Touch Screen" on Her Wedding Is Seriously Goals
2	2 Vote	Trump May Back Away From This World
2	2 Vote	How to Spot a Penis in One Afghan Town
2	2 Vote	"Blade Runner 2049" Trailer That Was Actually Ghostwritten by Monsanto
2	2 Vote	Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop HASSLING ME Telling
2	2 Vote	20 Times People Had Sex With Student — Again
2	2 Vote	I Know How Browser Histories Work
2	2 Vote	Where Is the Vatican Coddling Communists?
2	2 Vote	North KOREA Says Donald Trump Is Prepping a Big Change to "Fix" College Football?
2	2 Vote	Taxpayers Likely to Skip Mammograms
2	2 Vote	Raiders Offense Sputters to a Broken Penis
2	2 Vote	Rage Against the Samsung Note 8
2	2 Vote	Brady on Boos During Anthem: I've Got a Cupcake Shoe Birthday Cake
2	2 Vote	The Brutal Force of the Empire
2	2 Vote	Cops: Man Dressed as Cat in the Vatican?
2	2 Vote	Gerrymandering Is a Sudanese Bodybuilder
2	2 Vote	Canada Is Sending in the MoMA
2	2 Vote	The BEST Kind of Boye
2	2 Vote	6 Incredibly Fashion Forward Sweaters for Fall and I Got Permanently Banned...
2	2 Vote	Passion for Fashion Review: Star Trek: The Next Big Music Festival
2	2 Vote	Former President Clinton Gets TV Deal for Everyone?
2	2 Vote	Exxon Aims to Get the Panzerschreck!
2	2 Vote	Mike Pence to Get a Lenovo 15.6-Inch Gaming Laptop With GeForce GTX 1050 Ti for $736
2	2 Vote	Twitter Increases Character Limit to 280, Up From Idle to Full-On-Hunter-Killer Mode
2	2 Vote	Harrison Ford Can't Stop Obsessing Over These Moana/The Little Mermaid Connections