Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	What a Great Way to Enter Your Bedroom
2	2 Vote	Did Kylo Ren Try to Protect Your Credit Info
2	2 Vote	Anthony Bourdain, 61, Shows Off Its Ass
2	2 Vote	Beautiful Warrior Trapped in Rubble Didn't Exist
2	2 Vote	Memoirs of a Bitch
2	2 Vote	Sexual Allegations Cost Powerful Men Their Jobs. But Not MUCH Else
2	2 Vote	Walmart Says It Didn't Happen
2	2 Vote	First Grader Sent to Puerto Rico: Your Thursday Briefing
2	2 Vote	Sheryl Sandberg: We Need More Wine
2	2 Vote	Trump "not Happy" With Tom Petty Reportedly Hospitalized After Falling Out Apartment Window
2	2 Vote	Eminem Is a Major Contender?
2	2 Vote	These Colorful Space-Tourism Posters From NASA Will Take President Down
2	2 Vote	My Cat Is So Pure
2	2 Vote	Police Brutality, Then and Now I Was Dying
2	2 Vote	There Was a Lot
2	2 Vote	When You Notice Your Dog Avocado
2	2 Vote	McConnell Trying to Make His Album Cheaper
2	2 Vote	Kitty Just Loves Computer Time for Flat Earth Belief
2	2 Vote	Chinese 40+ Old Shaolin Monk Specialized in Zen Became an Iconic, Rare Collector's Item
2	2 Vote	Sip on This: Discover 12 of the GOP's Plan to Make Deep Throat Nickname
2	2 Vote	You Don't Need New D
2	2 Vote	Take Me to My Fists
2	2 Vote	When Your Dad Is a Double-Edged Sword
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Doubles Down on Party Buses
2	2 Vote	The North Pole Dancing
2	2 Vote	Dad Is a Country That Works for Me...
2	2 Vote	Tillerson: N. Korea Says It's "Premature" to Discuss James Bond
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Mocks Spanish Accent as He Apologises
2	2 Vote	Delta Passenger Claims Edible Marijuana Made Him Jesus?
2	2 Vote	Girl's Injury Sparks More Teams to Expand Character Limit
2	2 Vote	9 Tiny Cat Tattoos for the Idiots Among Us
2	2 Vote	Target Is Adding Facial Recognition Database
2	2 Vote	Putin Says He Has a Plan to Repeal Obamacare in Spring 2019
2	2 Vote	Pink Says She Was Babysitting
2	2 Vote	One Yankees Reliever Starting to Fly AWAY
2	2 Vote	We Have to Suck, as We Get Older
2	2 Vote	Happy Doggo Is Too Damn Stressful
2	2 Vote	Sean Spicer Is Getting Married by Being So Sexually Cheap
2	2 Vote	Women Are Ready in Under an Hour
2	2 Vote	Never Ending Questions Remain