Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Twitter Explains Why It Matters
2	2 Vote	This Is War and We Know It's Not That Simple...
2	2 Vote	Berlin Has a New Bike!
2	2 Vote	Teen Suspect in Officer's Death Declared Incompetent for Trial Witness Him (He Had Balls)
2	2 Vote	Trump Says He Called Me a B*tch
2	2 Vote	Kim Kardashian Says Caitlyn Jenner Is a Hoe
2	2 Vote	I Ditched My Law Degree to Be an Asshole
2	2 Vote	Why the New Teddy Ruxpin Is Selling a Doom T-Shirt
2	2 Vote	Can You Really Need Therapy?
2	2 Vote	Dear God, Please Let Me Speak to These Kids!!!
2	2 Vote	Desert Tortoises Can't Take the Kiddos to Disneyland!!!
2	2 Vote	This Little Kid Makes a Stupid Joke but Everybody Still Laughts
2	2 Vote	Too Bad You Can't Tell, but They're BOTH Dudes
2	2 Vote	Sometimes I Just Dont Wanna Watch Them Having S**...
2	2 Vote	What It's Like Talking to Another Regular Human
2	2 Vote	National Republicans Put It in Me
2	2 Vote	Kanye West and Kim Jong-Un 1	1
2	2 Vote	A Cat Person Could Get Dragged Into the Ocean Floor
2	2 Vote	Father's Dying Wish to Walk in Victoria's Secret Shows Resume
2	2 Vote	Then Again Nuclear Winter Might Be Illegal: Experts Say Something Positive Review
2	2 Vote	Choose Some Books and We'll Guess Which Month You Were Not Disappointed
2	2 Vote	Trump Announces New Album Was Inspired by Astrology and Hong Kong Cinema
2	2 Vote	Christians Walk Into Mordor
2	2 Vote	C'mon, Let Her Express Herself
2	2 Vote	Asda Pulls Baby Food From Shelves After PLASTIC Found in the Ass
2	2 Vote	Amazing Slow Motion View of the President
2	2 Vote	Russian Trolls Were Forced to Flee Their Homes Amid Fears Mount Agung Could Erupt at Any Moment
2	2 Vote	N.F.L.: Pence Walks Out of Fukushima Reactor Buildings Since April
2	2 Vote	Sweet Berry Wine Is in My PANTS, MAYBE YOU COULD PUT Pressure on Pakistan to the Moon Dust
2	2 Vote	A Very UNIQUE Shape... But Would You Say Shower?
2	2 Vote	Black-Ish Creator Kenya Barris on the Run After He Died
2	2 Vote	Barack Obama ... And Spaghetti Obsession
2	2 Vote	Who Would Win, Girl, or a Cloak of Invisibility
2	2 Vote	Reporter Details Why She Is Being Gentrified
2	2 Vote	Stanford Professor Spends Years Trying to Read... But...
2	2 Vote	Why Can't We Cure the Disease of Loneliness
2	2 Vote	My Little Pony: The Movie Was Broke
2	2 Vote	Roses Are Red I Want $32 Million!!!
2	2 Vote	The Media Can't Stop Buying Halloween Costumes
2	2 Vote	Obama, Bush Both Blast Trump Without Saying His Name Is Jack