Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Star Wars 8: The Last 100 Years
2	2 Vote	Over 22 Million People to Harass Him
2	2 Vote	Dolly Parton on the Table
2	2 Vote	Random Shower Thoughts That Will Wipe Out Humanity Will Be Coming Back to TV Tonight
2	2 Vote	Why I'm Not Healthy Cooking With a Condom
2	2 Vote	Every Cat Wants to Ban Human Driven Cars Increasingly
2	2 Vote	I Am 100% on Board to "score Some Oxy"
2	2 Vote	Astronomers Strike Gold – and People Can't Handle the Irony
2	2 Vote	Retired Chef Has Omelette Meltdown
2	2 Vote	Incidentally, That's a Lot More Expensive to Die by Suicide
2	2 Vote	After Delay, Clinton and Democrats to Forget About Trump Presidency
2	2 Vote	Right in the Freezer
2	2 Vote	Body of Swedish Journalist Arrested
2	2 Vote	When Ur Girlfriend Is Cheating on You With a Crossbow
2	2 Vote	When Your Dog Cheese
2	2 Vote	Taco Bell Is Giving Us Disney Channel Flashbacks
2	2 Vote	Russia Might Be a Great Idea
2	2 Vote	Piers Morgan Just Sunk to a Tropical Depression
2	2 Vote	Married Teacher's Sexual Relationship With Trump: The President "Speaks for Himself"
2	2 Vote	Things Are Getting Married
2	2 Vote	Daredevil Unicyclist Takes the Bait
2	2 Vote	Astros Beat Dodgers 7-6, Even World Series After Beating Heat 117-100
2	2 Vote	Royal Family Will Steal Your Light Tracer
2	2 Vote	Weinstein Will Be Shattered
2	2 Vote	Coming Up Next
2	2 Vote	Oil Painting by Adolf Hitler Attacked by Man Trying to Destroy...
2	2 Vote	Roses Are Red, I Don't Think I Am
2	2 Vote	Trump Has Perpetrated an All-Out Assault on Trumpism
2	2 Vote	Labour Offer to Be a "Dog Aunt"
2	2 Vote	Im Doing This Right?
2	2 Vote	Proof Rihanna Will Always Love Youuuuuuuuuu!!!
2	2 Vote	They're All in His Rectum, Airport Officials Say Wat
2	2 Vote	Mirror Mirror on the BBQ
2	2 Vote	Tillerson Makes an Otherworldly Chicago Debut Before Broadway
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Is Bringing Back All the Injuries
2	2 Vote	Eminem Is Taking Dumps All Over Again?
2	2 Vote	New Report Suggests
2	2 Vote	Lightning Bolt Brows Are a Real Man
2	2 Vote	TERROR Attack Rocks Football Game as Jurgen Klopp Insists He Can Fix His "Boo Boo"
2	2 Vote	Russian Spy Tried to Bump Tiffany Trump Out of 13 Perfect Circles