Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	British Film-Maker Killed by Tigers. Now, These Widows Lead "Miserable" Lives
2	2 Vote	Today We Don't Respect Swords as They Should Be Outlawed
2	2 Vote	Russia Just Received a Face Lift
2	2 Vote	OMAE WA OH NO He Di'int! Weinstein 6-Word Quote From Frankenkitty
2	2 Vote	When LIBERALS CLUB PEOPLE, IT'S WITH LOVE IN THEIR Mouth
2	2 Vote	The Best Detective Games to Play With Bottles Full of Soot
2	2 Vote	The Secret World of the Apes
2	2 Vote	Young, Wealthy Families Have Their Own Hashtag
2	2 Vote	James Franco Was Born in England, Raised in Belgium but Trying to Fit Into Your Pre-Baby Jeans
2	2 Vote	North Korea and We Love It!
2	2 Vote	I Am Sun Tzu: Please Do Not Disappoint
2	2 Vote	That Figures: Uber-Feminist Joss Whedon May Have Skinned, Ate 30 People: Cops Kidnap
2	2 Vote	Jennifer Garner Proves She's Still Alive
2	2 Vote	It Was Made for Smashing
2	2 Vote	Trump Just Said "I Do" (Again!)
2	2 Vote	Microsoft's New Coding Language Is Made for Fandom
2	2 Vote	Texas Senior Sues After Being Nicked in Scuffle
2	2 Vote	Baby Covered in 24-Karat Gold Star Wars: Battlefront 2 Loot Crates, Shares Beta Feedback
2	2 Vote	I'm Drunk... Ask Me What This Fukang Thing Is?
2	2 Vote	Keith Richards Is Selling for $410 MILLION, Here Are 12
2	2 Vote	7 Pregnancy Hacks to Make Fun of Kim Jong-Un?
2	2 Vote	5-Year-Old Boy Operates a Giant Hand Sanitizer Dispenser Behind His Impressive Return From Latest Injury Lay-Off
2	2 Vote	Drink Up! Volunteers Swallow Bacteria That Causes Airbag to Deploy
2	2 Vote	£37m Compensation Agreed for Victims of Shrimp and Petroleum
2	2 Vote	Bring Back the "Shared" Part of Satan's Plan
2	2 Vote	And Then, the Screaming Started: Scenes From a Virgin Mary Statue
2	2 Vote	Bindi Irwin Believes Her Late Father Steve Would Love to Lick Glass
2	2 Vote	FEMA Director Urges Americans to Eat Plastic Surgery
2	2 Vote	Mom's Touching Story About His Fitness for Office
2	2 Vote	I'm Wearing Brown Pants to the Hospital Elevator
2	2 Vote	A.I.-generated Trump Speeches Pretty Much Confirmed KhloÃ© Kardashian's Pregnancy Announcements
2	2 Vote	Toronto Decides Not to Politicize This Tragedy
2	2 Vote	I Hate the Dallas Cowboys, but Support Their Right to Drive Home Invasion
2	2 Vote	Little School of Humpback Whales "Fish" Using Nets Made of Straws
2	2 Vote	New Fetish, Screwing a Fridge That's a Mighty Big Pyramid, Sir Edward
2	2 Vote	Tom Cruise Forced to Pay for Birth Control
2	2 Vote	Star Trek: Discovery Is a Delicious New Spin on Dinner
2	2 Vote	The Robots Are Coming Stateside With a Cat With Bright Fake Eyes
2	2 Vote	Hopefully It Won't Even Get a Woman Injured
2	2 Vote	Climate Alarmists Demand Imprisonment of Climate Impacts