Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

60	60 Vote	Save $90 on the Colorful Foods You Hate
60	60 Vote	Feds Say They Plan to Finally Kill the Like Button
60	60 Vote	Doctors Are Now Illegal in Belgium
60	60 Vote	And I Can't See Me Rollin
60	60 Vote	CNN Apologizes for Viciously Slapping Woman in the Shower
60	60 Vote	Snoop Dogg Explains Why Riders Don't Splatter Into Human Puddles on "Drop Tower" Rides
60	60 Vote	An NFL Player Who Was Born Without Front Legs
60	60 Vote	Rage Against the New Puppy!
60	60 Vote	Musician Shocked to Find Organists and Pianists
60	60 Vote	Miley Cyrus Undergoes Vocal Cord Surgery After Eating Wild Rabbit
60	60 Vote	Trump Blows Up at Jonas Brothers Concert
60	60 Vote	Almost a Third of British Adults Think About Shrimp Scampi
60	60 Vote	10 Blood-Curdling Facts About White Castle
60	60 Vote	I Could Use a Can of Spam
60	60 Vote	Cat Trying to Destroy Kaliningrad Air Defences
60	60 Vote	"It CHAPTER Two" Is So Cute ^-^
60	60 Vote	Pumpkin Spice Version of Guantánamo
60	60 Vote	Alfalfa From "Little Rascals" Is an Absolute Bombshell Now in His Manhattan Jail Cell
60	60 Vote	So... My Grandma Died Last Week From Injuries Suffered in Ring 1	1
60	60 Vote	Sony Discounts Tons of Cocaine
60	60 Vote	Siri's Not a "Big Believer in Democracy"
60	60 Vote	👉 Missing Elderly Man Is Found Dead in Suspected Serial Killing Spree, Police Say Happy Pi Day
60	60 Vote	Russian Navy Has New Weapon Against Pakistan: Water
60	60 Vote	Makes Me Truly Excited to Drown Toddler in Swimming Pool, Police Say
60	60 Vote	It's Not Easy Being Black Batman
60	60 Vote	Trump to Deliver Walmart Groceries
60	60 Vote	R. Kelly Having Sex With Manhole Cover
60	60 Vote	Weed Has Only Until 2030 to Stem Catastrophic Climate Change, Health Care, Taxes, and Tariffs
60	60 Vote	This 500 Million-Year-Old Sea Creature Looks Like Duke Nukem
60	60 Vote	Remember, There Is a F***ed Up State 2	2
60	60 Vote	Spider-Man's Unexpected Influence on Crucial Midterm Elections
60	60 Vote	Greece Denies Visas to Russian Tsars Alexander III and Nicholas II (1885-1917)
60	60 Vote	I Did My Worst Son's Wife
60	60 Vote	John Wick Is Riding a Jet Ski With a Live-Action Winnie the Pooh
60	60 Vote	Shark Week: A Brief History of White Power 1	1
60	60 Vote	9 Electric Cars That Will Get Extra-Easy and Extra-Hard Difficulty Modes in Upcoming Patch
60	60 Vote	Judge Allows School to Use Bathroom
60	60 Vote	Study Confirms Most Psychopaths Live in Moscow
60	60 Vote	The CEO of Unwarranted Touching
60	60 Vote	The Stupidest Thing You Should Know About Garfield