Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

61	61 Vote	Autistic Student Offered $86,000 to Leave Your Front Door
61	61 Vote	Charlie Sheen SEX TAPE: Key Witness Vanishes
61	61 Vote	What's Country-Fried, Buttery, and Smells Like a Moderate
60	60 Vote	How to Stay Out of My Vagina
60	60 Vote	Dads Older Than Solar System Found
60	60 Vote	30+ Doggo Memes (19 Memes)
60	60 Vote	British Public Get Last Meal Before Being Killed
60	60 Vote	Robbie Coltrane, Known for 90s Hit Gangsta's Paradise, Dies at 111
60	60 Vote	This Just In: Nobody Cares About Your Fish Love!
60	60 Vote	Snakes Have Two Senpais...?
60	60 Vote	Hellooooo Nurse: Joe Biden Says
60	60 Vote	Mitch McConnell Draws on His Ass
60	60 Vote	Scientists Claim to Have Sex for $300
60	60 Vote	Adam Sandler Is So Scary for Adults
60	60 Vote	Democrats Prepare to Be Productive? 1	1
60	60 Vote	Sshh! Don't Tell My Actual Dog
60	60 Vote	Pentagon Orders Commercial Airlines to Provide Safe Homes to Cats With Special Needs
60	60 Vote	Kremlin Critic Moved to a "Mean Girls Group Chat"
60	60 Vote	Meghan Markle as a Pringle? These Memes May Start Melting
60	60 Vote	I'm Scared: CDC Director Says
60	60 Vote	Lil Nas X and S
60	60 Vote	Ed Sheeran Is Now $48
60	60 Vote	Those Crummy Birds Are Always in My Belly
60	60 Vote	This $2 App Changed the Way to Salvation; Equal to Buddha, Muhammad
60	60 Vote	Coronavirus Sees More Than 1 Million Copies
60	60 Vote	The Next James Bond to Be Zero-Emission Starting in 2030
60	60 Vote	Seth Rogen Peed Into a Casino
60	60 Vote	Pies You Absolutely Need in Your Bed
60	60 Vote	Republican Heads Explode as Biden Snaps 1	1
60	60 Vote	Sandwiches Aren't the Only Thing Fox Mulder Drinks
60	60 Vote	Will Republicans Gerrymander Their Way Into Our Hearts
60	60 Vote	Woman Raises Little Boy as Her Useful Fool
60	60 Vote	Lobster Diver Survives Being Swallowed Whole by a Sheriff's Deputy
60	60 Vote	Turns Out Russia Is Now Officially a Thing. Let's Dig In, Shall We? 1	1
60	60 Vote	As Endangered Birds Lose Their Songs, They Can't Pronounce "Kamala Harris"
60	60 Vote	Plant These Quick-Sprouting Seeds if You Haven't Filed Your Taxes
60	60 Vote	Boris Johnson Is a Serious Stomach-Turner
60	60 Vote	Taliban Threatens US With Our Values
60	60 Vote	Dog Kills Toddler After She Died
60	60 Vote	More Than 400,000 People Have Sex With Insects