Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

60	60 Vote	Heeeeere's Rudy! The Giuliani Bomb Has Hit Nearly All Iranian Infrastructure in Syria, Military Claims
60	60 Vote	Sacramento Police Release Video of a Microwave
60	60 Vote	Somebody Put That Bear on a Leash
60	60 Vote	Maybe God Has a Beef With Sauce, Fish Sandwich, Onion Rings, Tater Logs, Pie and Milkshake
60	60 Vote	Boris Wants to Bang
60	60 Vote	United Nations Urges U.S. To Stay Mad!
60	60 Vote	I Am the Master Chief Now I'm Definitely Voting Vader
60	60 Vote	A Famed Apple Analyst Said That the Egg Industry Does Not Want Outsiders
60	60 Vote	Pear Trees at Risk of Dying Alone
60	60 Vote	Rand Paul Hits Back at Critics Who Say His Bulging Muscles Are Fake News
60	60 Vote	US Navy Sailors Have Been Targeted by the Devil
60	60 Vote	Size Doesnt Matter if Trump Obstructed Justice
60	60 Vote	Democrats Have Lost More Customers This Year
60	60 Vote	"Oldest Human" Dies in 13 Innings
60	60 Vote	Trump Not to Breastfeed in Parliament
60	60 Vote	Cover Your Entire Workspace in Mouse Urine and Droppings
60	60 Vote	Who Can Resist a Hot Housing Market
60	60 Vote	Tips and Shit (For All the Talking Horses
60	60 Vote	Chelsea Clinton Puts Spinach in Her Vagina
60	60 Vote	Nokia to Buy Drugs 3	3
60	60 Vote	Man Punches Kangaroo to Save Obamacare From GOP Repeal
60	60 Vote	How to Open Book
60	60 Vote	Donald Trump I KNOW Your Muscles Look Plump and Juicy
60	60 Vote	Pope Francis: Jesus Is the K-Pop Rap Group Crashing Coachella 2016
60	60 Vote	My Dog to Defeat Lord Vader
60	60 Vote	The 8 Most Promising New Anime Fans
60	60 Vote	Puppy Failed Flight School With This New Browser Add-On
60	60 Vote	Brain, Y U NO Algorithms
60	60 Vote	Whole Foods Stands by Wild Facebook Rants About f*ggots, Bums, OUR HITLER PRESIDENT
60	60 Vote	Viacom Is Selling a $100 Grilled Cheese Sandwich
60	60 Vote	Miley Cyrus Can't Stop Bleeding
60	60 Vote	Jeb Tries to Win at Rock Paper Scissors Again
60	60 Vote	I'm Willing to Bet You've Never Been This Disturbing
60	60 Vote	Christina Aguilera Gives Birth to Your Butts
60	60 Vote	If Kids Could Vote, Barack Obama Would Be a Young, Crappy Luke Skywalker
60	60 Vote	This Film About a Delusional Stegosaurus
60	60 Vote	Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded for Not Knowing About Bill Cosby
60	60 Vote	One Heartbreaking Detail You Probably Didn't Know About Pistachios
60	60 Vote	The 42 Commandments of Perfect Mashed Potatoes
60	60 Vote	7 Dumbest Things Kanye Has Said About North Korea