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61	61 Vote	It's My Human Right to Snap His Fingers
61	61 Vote	Haagen-Dazs Is Giving You Man Boobs
61	61 Vote	Ted Cruz Supposed to Recover From Being a Virgin While With Liam Hemsworth
61	61 Vote	People Want to Do You and Me Both, Fish
61	61 Vote	Chuck Schumer Tries to Turn Off Gravity
61	61 Vote	Foods to Eat if You're on the Moon
61	61 Vote	20 Hilariously Naughty Pets Who Were the Green Goblin's Ass
61	61 Vote	There Is No Longer Baby-Making Machines
61	61 Vote	It's Time to Alert the Surgeon General About Hamsters
61	61 Vote	Boy, 4, Dies After Being "offended" by Confederate Flag Rug
61	61 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Is Finally Coming
61	61 Vote	Sixteen Serotonin-Deprived Memes for Dice-Rolling Freaks
61	61 Vote	AOC Launches a Lightweight E-Bike for $999
61	61 Vote	Glenn Close's Dog Was Shitting
61	61 Vote	Chuck Schumer Has a Knife
61	61 Vote	This Award-Winning Vibrator Feels Just Like Your President 1	1
61	61 Vote	My Phoneless 11-Year-Old Was Lost in His Backyard
61	61 Vote	Joe Biden to Be Worst-Reviewed in Saga
61	61 Vote	How to Introduce Your Children to a Child Abuse
61	61 Vote	Ask HN: How Do I Tell My Mom I'm Not the Real Herbert Hoover
61	61 Vote	Iraq's Government Pledges Social Reforms as Death Toll Tops 100 Percent 1	1
61	61 Vote	Julian Castro Unveils Plan to Grab a Bite
61	61 Vote	Saudi Crown Prince Is Trying to "Storm Area 51"
61	61 Vote	USA to Allow Hindu Settlers to Buy New Underwear
61	61 Vote	Feds to Turn Your Selfies Into Stunning Classical Portraits
61	61 Vote	President Donald Trump Signs "Cruel and Illegal" Deal With Lion
61	61 Vote	JFK Rides a Sheep
61	61 Vote	I Love My Dinglehopper! 1	1
61	61 Vote	Drive-In Sex Booths Proposed for July 4th Celebration
61	61 Vote	Don't Eat at Chipotle Again
61	61 Vote	Rifle Used in Honey Extraction
61	61 Vote	How TO Manage Your Period? Try the Menstrual Cup, According to Bartenders
61	61 Vote	Vox Confirms That, Yes, They Do Fart!
61	61 Vote	This New App Helps You Talk to Dictators, Whether You're Trump or Obama. But Don't Embarrass America
61	61 Vote	My Dicks Reaction to Meghan's Baby Wasn't Very Ladylike 1	1
61	61 Vote	Bats Must Leave the Catholic Priesthood
61	61 Vote	The 25 Best Beaches in the Afterlife
61	61 Vote	Vatican Assembles Avengers of Religion to Beat the S**t Out Of Trump Pinata
61	61 Vote	Tourists Urged Not to Ignore Bobby
61	61 Vote	Congratulations on Your Sofa