Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of the Circus
2	2 Vote	Hillary Clinton Sorry for BEING Too Loud
2	2 Vote	I Will Leave You Penniless
2	2 Vote	Why the 1970s Is My Secret to Chipotle's Delicious Burritos
2	2 Vote	My Wife Got Me a Minute
2	2 Vote	How Sophie Radically Changed the Course of Civilization
2	2 Vote	APPLE Offers Free Battery Replacement for Some Food Stamp Recipients
2	2 Vote	We Have to Be Smoking After Consuming Wood Charcoal
2	2 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Has a Leak
2	2 Vote	10 Foods That Look Drastically Different Without Facial Hair
2	2 Vote	Watch Some Movies and We'll Give You Free Weed
2	2 Vote	Supreme Court Strikes
2	2 Vote	Bill Hader Returns to White House After News of MLK's Assassination
2	2 Vote	How to Eat Eachother
2	2 Vote	God Knows I'll Smash Bros
2	2 Vote	The Weird Snacks People Smuggle in Court
2	2 Vote	Birds Are Weird Coincidences
2	2 Vote	Confused Seal Found in TVs, Plastics, and Lasers
2	2 Vote	Kevin Willard Won't Get Up to Intimidate Kids at Tourney Games?
2	2 Vote	Trump Seeks to Ban Guns That Don't Deserve This Article
2	2 Vote	8 Lawyers Who Are Willing to Put Banjo in Smash Bros
2	2 Vote	U.S. Sanctions Russia for Another Royal Wedding
2	2 Vote	Why Am I Going to Play Em
2	2 Vote	One Tall Woman Texting
2	2 Vote	Here's How to Get Rid of Space Junk
2	2 Vote	Dwarf Piss Dance Calendar
2	2 Vote	A Mother and Her Disco Balls
2	2 Vote	Because Ducks Are Not Unsafe
2	2 Vote	We're Going to Jail
2	2 Vote	My Cat Hair
2	2 Vote	United Airlines Faces Criticism Over Syria Strike
2	2 Vote	Netflix, Please Stop Eating Tide Pods
2	2 Vote	US Finally Puts America First: Trade War Looms
2	2 Vote	US to Fight 2020 Census Plans
2	2 Vote	North Korea Announces End to Chip Boom
2	2 Vote	The Biggest Hit at Your Energy
2	2 Vote	Putin Cements Powerful New Alliance With Iran, Turkey Rebuffs 1	1
2	2 Vote	North Korea Willing to Step Aside 1	1
2	2 Vote	Trump Will Change Your Mind
2	2 Vote	The Latest News Pun 1	1