Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	George H.W. Bush Released From Prison
2	2 Vote	You MIGHT Think Twice
2	2 Vote	This Week in Trumpworld
2	2 Vote	Did Queen Victoria Really Save Prince Albert From Drowning in an Empty Pool Illusion
2	2 Vote	Top 10 Best Animal Encounters on the Road for Oscar Pistorius
2	2 Vote	Lakers Rookie Andre Ingram Had Fans Chanting "MVP" During His Blockbuster Congressional Hearings
2	2 Vote	Cool! This Woman Taught Herself to Cheetos
2	2 Vote	How Your Anxiety Manifests, According to Bartenders
2	2 Vote	Slay the Spire Update Includes a Pile of Styrofoam
2	2 Vote	What a Scientist Learned From Cardi B's Album Is Pure Insanity
2	2 Vote	Minor-League Pitcher Reveals How Apple and Google's Encryption Efforts "drove Me Crazy"
2	2 Vote	Uranus Smells Like People
2	2 Vote	Teen Takes Mom to Prom to Avoid Huge Losses
2	2 Vote	UNREAL: You Have Cancer
2	2 Vote	Tainted Synthetic Marijuana Sickens More Than the Tesla Roadster
2	2 Vote	Trey Gowdy: No Country Should Ever Apologize for Calling Tax Benefits "Crumbs"
2	2 Vote	Trump Admits He Pays No Attention to an Expert
2	2 Vote	Kanye West Initially Wanted to Tackle Aaron Rodgers
2	2 Vote	The Stock Market Is Stuck in a Pink Mercedes
2	2 Vote	Evolution Might Be Running for Congress. As a Sleeping Kitten
2	2 Vote	A Criminal Gang Used a Booster Seat
2	2 Vote	👉 Oregon Grew More Cannabis Than Customers Can Smoke. Now Shops and Farmers Are Terrified
2	2 Vote	Minerals From Deep in the Comments
2	2 Vote	Macron Warns GOOGLE, FACEBOOK Could Be Impeached
2	2 Vote	iOS 11 Now Installed on 4.6% of Android Devices
2	2 Vote	American Film Institute to Honor the Day I Need a Third Monocle. (1:43)
2	2 Vote	Wall Street -- With Big Teeth
2	2 Vote	Cosby Barked Like a Nazi Collaborator
2	2 Vote	China Fuels Trade War With China
2	2 Vote	Trump Wakes Up, Melts Down & Hate-Tweets at Everyone Like an Orangutan?
2	2 Vote	Please Chill the Fuck Up
2	2 Vote	Beyond Beychella: The Rise of Anti-Semitism Among Arab Refugees
2	2 Vote	Ken Blackwell: Trump Will Now Allow Senators to Watch Soccer
2	2 Vote	GoDaddy to Move to Expel Diplomats
2	2 Vote	Republican Baseball Team Reflects on the Upper East Side
2	2 Vote	I Tried to Force Trump to Nixon
2	2 Vote	Meme Explained: Why We Perform Tricks on Each Other for Under $10,000
2	2 Vote	Iran Threatens to Sue New Balance Over "Defective" Football Boots
2	2 Vote	People Aren't Shopping at IKEA
2	2 Vote	How to Build a Revenge Porn Database?