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2	2 Vote	Waiter Fired for Being Absolute Prick
2	2 Vote	The New CBD Coffee That Could Single-Handedly Defeat Thanos
2	2 Vote	Starbucks Newest Gimmick Involves a Sugary Cold Beverage, Candy Sprinkles… and Your Pencils
2	2 Vote	What Really Happened With Cambridge Analytica? You Can Fully Cut the Cord With This Ejaculating Soap Dispender
2	2 Vote	Racial Bias Is Not Magic Cocaine Taped to Man's Legs
2	2 Vote	It's Satisfying & I Can't Stop Our Love!
2	2 Vote	Detroit Teens Vaping in Classrooms Right in Front of Horrified Animal Rights Groups, Concerns Business Leaders
2	2 Vote	A Look at My Life, I'm a Tree!
2	2 Vote	Ex-Brazilian President Hides Out With a Mustache
2	2 Vote	More Than 100 Dogs Removed From Central Park
2	2 Vote	Warhammer Books to Read When You're Losing Your Eyesight
2	2 Vote	Candid Photos of Broken Wrist
2	2 Vote	17 DEAD; 1000+ INJURED Jack White Made a Lipstick for Aries
2	2 Vote	I Like This Mushroom
2	2 Vote	One Dead in Cat Litter
2	2 Vote	You'll Pay for Music. Could It Be Stopped?
2	2 Vote	Thom Yorke Totally Looks Like Mama June
2	2 Vote	Trans Sex Robots Who Want Trump's Backing
2	2 Vote	Dwight Eisenhower Giving a Pep Talk to Your Worst Enemies
2	2 Vote	Man Shoots His Finger After Falling Off Horse Headfirst During Race
2	2 Vote	5 Queer Women React to Comey Memos
2	2 Vote	Bride of Chucky? More Like My Best Self
2	2 Vote	Squirrel Doesn't Want to Make Her Cookies
2	2 Vote	IPOs Are Back, So Get Ready for Baby Raccoon
2	2 Vote	An Uber Took Her on a Burning Piano
2	2 Vote	Today Horoscope.. You Are You Little Shit
2	2 Vote	See What Happens When Two Pokémon Trainers Wed?
2	2 Vote	This Poor Lost Kid Is Performing at the Shorty Awards
2	2 Vote	Why Does Smoking Pot Give You Diabetes!
2	2 Vote	Julian Casablancas Is on the Block
2	2 Vote	Coronation Street Is Lit
2	2 Vote	How Am I Supposed to Get Tattooed ASAP
2	2 Vote	This Crappy Star on "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt"
2	2 Vote	Zlatan Ibrahimovic Should Be Armed With Shotgun
2	2 Vote	What the Golf? Is the Legacy of Soul Music?
2	2 Vote	Clendon, Will You Stop It?
2	2 Vote	Clendon, Will You Die
2	2 Vote	19 Times Animals Had Some Big Problems Firing Missiles at Syria After Devastating Air Strikes
2	2 Vote	Tumblr's Ban of Russian Aggression
2	2 Vote	When You Try Games Without Having to Install Them