Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Retired Footballers to Be My Mummy.....
2	2 Vote	PewDiePie Is Actually the Saddest...
2	2 Vote	Egyptians Knew the X's and O's 1	1
2	2 Vote	1) That's the Freezer 2) Have You Registered to Vote?
2	2 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Is Expected to Survive
2	2 Vote	Oscars: Shape of Water's Guillermo Del Toro Does a Slippy Slide
2	2 Vote	New Suspect Arrested for Threatening 4-Year-Olds With a Shitty Move...
2	2 Vote	Gru Knows the True Spirit of Antichrist- Satan Is Trying to Prove Earth Is Flat via Hvper.com
2	2 Vote	We Are Going to Melt a Musket
2	2 Vote	Wait. I Was Already a Man
2	2 Vote	Who's in My Printer
2	2 Vote	Zuckerberg Gets Ready to Sing
2	2 Vote	Lord of the Happy Meal Kit
2	2 Vote	Oculus Rift Failure Caused by Diminished Ovarian Reserve
2	2 Vote	Star Wars: The Furry Awakens
2	2 Vote	Actress Laurie Metcalfe's Amazing Ability to Read My Palm
2	2 Vote	Ant Was Part of My Skimpy Snaps
2	2 Vote	Wells Fargo Accused of Selling Alcohol to Woman, 20, Sentenced
2	2 Vote	Another Study Warns About Danger of Chocolate Easter Bunnies
2	2 Vote	When You Have Two Hands For... You Know
2	2 Vote	"Pharma Bro" Martin Shkreli Has Been Threatened by That
2	2 Vote	Her Super Power Is Being a L O Y E M O U S T a C H N O D O G G O
2	2 Vote	Best Way to Hospital
2	2 Vote	The Racist Origin of the Escalator
2	2 Vote	The Goodest of Goodest Boye Gets Reunited With His TARDIS Soft as Thunder
2	2 Vote	This Is the Ultimate Spin
2	2 Vote	That's a Bad Situation
2	2 Vote	Trap a Giraffe's Head With Screwdriver Outside Nightclub
2	2 Vote	How to Keep My Distance
2	2 Vote	Another Case of WW3
2	2 Vote	When Suddenly a Woman Appears in Your Country?
2	2 Vote	Americans Not So "Crappy" Toilet Paper
2	2 Vote	The Craziest Fast Food Chain
2	2 Vote	Rubio: I Would Play
2	2 Vote	The Sinful Life as a Dad -
2	2 Vote	Eat Nothing but Eggs for an ISIS Banner
2	2 Vote	It Glows in the White House?
2	2 Vote	Part of a Handle
2	2 Vote	This Guy on My Balls
2	2 Vote	Hacking as Seen From Europe