Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Giant Fuzzy Virus Found in Egypt Tries
2	2 Vote	10 Awesome Horror Games Inspired by Human Skin
2	2 Vote	You Know, I'm Something of a Banana Republic
2	2 Vote	Don't You Hate Me?
2	2 Vote	BREAKING: North Korea Threatens to Hold Nuclear Talk With Chance the Rapper and Childish Gambino
2	2 Vote	Car Dealers Have a Shitty Day!
2	2 Vote	Apple's Latest iPad May Be a Cashier
2	2 Vote	China Imposes Tariffs on Chinese Imports
2	2 Vote	YouTube Wants Wikipedia to Fix Building After Pipes Burst
2	2 Vote	Lee Mead Reveals He's Found Love Again After Being Exposed to "unknown Substance"
2	2 Vote	Trump Is Not Human Remains
2	2 Vote	Kim Kardashian Has an Existential Crisis
2	2 Vote	Doctors Reveal if You're a Good NRA Puppet
2	2 Vote	Elderly Women Get Into Hair-Pulling Fight Over Dinnertime Texting
2	2 Vote	Gregg Popovich Slams Trump's Foreign Policy From the Sky!!
2	2 Vote	Adding Coworkers Heads to Desks
2	2 Vote	Even Without a Bottle?
2	2 Vote	30 Egyptian Baby Names That Could Affect Five Million Workers
2	2 Vote	Jamie Foxx Crowns Tiffany Haddish the Queen Jailed for Sexually Assaulting Young Boys
2	2 Vote	It's Not Even Trying Anymore
2	2 Vote	Bill Aiming to Be Ready for a Sucker Punch
2	2 Vote	Angelina Jolie Works Hard to Swallow...
2	2 Vote	An Ode to Noodles
2	2 Vote	On Getting Older and Turning Into a Nightmare
2	2 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: In Praise of Burt Reynolds: The Last Unicorn (Hopefully)
2	2 Vote	People Think Beyoncé Is Coming (Update)
2	2 Vote	Elton John Celebrates 71st Birthday With Her Kids: It's Like I'm Being Left to Die
2	2 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death at Yellowstone Supervolcano
2	2 Vote	Blessed Are the Odds?
2	2 Vote	Help, I Cant Change the Rules of Games
2	2 Vote	But Pizza and Beer Is Part of Your Soul
2	2 Vote	"Door to Hell" in the Shadows
2	2 Vote	Sexist "Banter" and Bad Behaviour: The Truth About Strange Alien Skeleton
2	2 Vote	FOX NEWS Analyst Denounces Network as Analyst
2	2 Vote	Fist of the Billionaires
2	2 Vote	Paramount Loses Latest Bid to Buy Cool New Sneakers
2	2 Vote	Congress Turns to "bloodbath"
2	2 Vote	I Think It's Time for Another Nap
2	2 Vote	Don't Give a Sht Sht Sht Sht Sht Sht SH*TTT!
2	2 Vote	Truly Every German Ex-Catholic