Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

65	65 Vote	U.S. Bishops: We Are Tired of Spaghetti
65	65 Vote	TRUMP: Russia Is Not a Vampire, I Don't Encounter Them That Often...
65	65 Vote	Grandma Wanted a Recent Picture of Kim Possible in the Shower 1	1
65	65 Vote	Dad Said to Have an Antiquated Sense of Humour
65	65 Vote	No, I Don't Want to Burn Jews 1	1
65	65 Vote	Birmingham Woman Guilty of Some Sort of Thing
65	65 Vote	Bernie Sanders Introduces Senate Bill Protecting Employees Fired for Bringing Live Tiger to Prom
65	65 Vote	13 Amazing Natural Wonders Destroyed by Military Attack Dogs!
65	65 Vote	People Are Talking About Muffins
65	65 Vote	Firefighters Called to House Fire, Find 170 Pounds of Bologna
65	65 Vote	Mental Effects of My Hobbies
65	65 Vote	Christian Bale Is Barely Recognizable After Eating One Ghost Pepper Chip
65	65 Vote	FBI Confirms: Yes, the President Never Called Me a "Whore"
65	65 Vote	Donald Trump Justice Dept. To Take Drugs
65	65 Vote	Bill Cosby's Fate Now Rests in the Ocean
65	65 Vote	F Is for Sale
65	65 Vote	Personal Finance: How to Do Side Quests
65	65 Vote	No Potatoes in This Trailer for Star Wars 1	1
65	65 Vote	What to Expect in the Sack
65	65 Vote	Church Gives Away Free Castles
65	65 Vote	Robots Are Starting to Take in Migrants
65	65 Vote	This Giant Australian Baby Is "Very Independent"
65	65 Vote	Michelle Obama Welcomed Spring With an Elder God at the Open Mind Gala in Beverly Hills 1	1
65	65 Vote	Obama Says He Is Staying
65	65 Vote	Children Are in a Telephone Booth
65	65 Vote	Man Fatally Stabbed in Street Fighter
65	65 Vote	Maybe Grandma Shouldn't Knit Your Clothes Into Gadgets
65	65 Vote	Science Has Discovered What Causes Resting Bitch Face Swap
65	65 Vote	16 Ways to Properly Use a Time Lord
65	65 Vote	Marco Rubio Steps Closer to an Unusual Love for Anime
65	65 Vote	These Cops Just Became Roommates 1	1
65	65 Vote	He Passes the Test. Let Him Onto Our Ship?
65	65 Vote	Fuck Fate and Date Like a Floating Petri Dish
65	65 Vote	Because F**k You in the Shower
65	65 Vote	5 Celebrities Who Didn't Worry About Looking Normal and Became Superhuman Instead
65	65 Vote	17 Celebrity Instagrams You Need to Deep-Fry Immediately
65	65 Vote	The Hulk Hogan 1	1
65	65 Vote	Former Power Ranger Actor Charged With Manslaughter After Butt Injection Kills Client
65	65 Vote	Carl Sagan's Understanding of Corn
65	65 Vote	26 British Men Who Are Going Nowhere