Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

66	66 Vote	Screw It, I'm Gonna Count to 3...
66	66 Vote	This Equifax E-Mail Is Likely a Scam to Get Boys and Girls to Go Outside
66	66 Vote	Police: Woman Missing From Body!
66	66 Vote	Opinion: The House Says It's Time to BAKE THAT CAKE!
66	66 Vote	Using Weed to Save Elephants
66	66 Vote	Babies Who Are Gluten-Free
66	66 Vote	Bannon Out as Trans
66	66 Vote	Star Trek: Discovery Casts Jason Isaacs as Captain Obvious
66	66 Vote	How Sitting All Day Is a Scam
66	66 Vote	Judge Declines to Stop Snoring
66	66 Vote	Obama Crushed Our Dreams of a Dawson's Creek Reunion
66	66 Vote	I've Got a Normal Human's Healing Factor
66	66 Vote	Vagina 101: Can You Guess My Family's Nationality ?
66	66 Vote	Clinton Plans to Release Snakes Over Border Patrol
66	66 Vote	How to Eat Like an Uber Driver's Wife
66	66 Vote	Pokemon Go Servers Are Down but You Can Help Their Sales Teams 2	2
66	66 Vote	Selena Gomez on Being Trump's VP: "It Ain't Gonna Happen"
66	66 Vote	Kristen Bell Gives Birth to Her Bike
66	66 Vote	8 Signs You're Still Emotional About the Universe?
66	66 Vote	Please Like, Share, Comment, Like Again, Post, and Don't Forget to Bring Coats to Chicago's Homeless Population Ahead of Winter Release
66	66 Vote	James Deen Was Never Completely Comfortable Breastfeeding Because, Breasts
66	66 Vote	23 Things Only Truckers Know About "Jurassic World"
66	66 Vote	CBS Picks Up Drama About a Bro Who Can Fashion His Beard Into Any Shape Imaginable
66	66 Vote	Men Are From Bacon, Women Are From the 2015 Camaro Z/28
66	66 Vote	I Just Got Her Dream Home Thanks to the Street Fighter
66	66 Vote	How to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
66	66 Vote	The Real Reason They Don't Want No Scrubs
66	66 Vote	2 British Medical Students Stabbed to Death for Refusing to Give a Fuck About Barbies
66	66 Vote	Deaf Japanese Composer May Be Living on Your Face
66	66 Vote	5 Ways Science Is Actually Buddhist Propaganda
66	66 Vote	All of Brazil Is Actually Worthless
66	66 Vote	Just a Bear. Chilling. In a Pic of Kate Middleton's Ass
66	66 Vote	Here's What the Nose Knows
66	66 Vote	Peter Capaldi Is Already in Your Fridge 1	1
66	66 Vote	Bachelor Chops Off Penis, Then Cycles to Hospital With Head Injuries
66	66 Vote	Cool Pope Says Evolution Is Steered by Aggressive Competition Between Females
66	66 Vote	Obama to Act Surprised
66	66 Vote	How This Tiny Bulldog Puppy Taught Herself the Most Common Myths About Female Orgasms
66	66 Vote	Turn a Pigeon Into Your Very Existence
66	66 Vote	How to Make a Giant Penis and a Magical Christmas Card