Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

66	66 Vote	Delightful New Children's Book Retells Forgotten Tale of the Deep State
66	66 Vote	These Two Rappers Are Lame
66	66 Vote	Pussycat Dolls Forced to Drink a Slurpee for 12 Hours
66	66 Vote	Large Iguana Found in Detroit Poet
66	66 Vote	Netflix Announces New Release Date Announced
66	66 Vote	Bernie Sanders May Have Some Surprising MCU Cameos
66	66 Vote	Kanye West Preaches Jesus Christ Died to Provide Free Pads and Tampons
66	66 Vote	Darlene From "Roseanne" Totally Looks Like ... Corn
66	66 Vote	A Man in Critical Condition After Being Caught Off Guard as Thousands of Salmon Escape Fish Farm
66	66 Vote	How to Cook Brisket Like a Pirate
66	66 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death by Giant Haystacks
66	66 Vote	Don't Lose Sight of the Game of the Booty
66	66 Vote	RIP SingStar, the PlayStation Karaoke Game That Was Tinged With Sadness
66	66 Vote	Republicans Demand Schiff Bring Whistleblower to His Death
66	66 Vote	Woman Set Herself on Fire in Kansas — as a Wellness Trend?
66	66 Vote	Rudy Giuliani on Trial Over 5,230 Murders
66	66 Vote	Trump's Starting to Invade Homes in New Mexico? 1	1
66	66 Vote	Ask Mueller About His Nuts Hurting
66	66 Vote	Dear Daughter, Marry the Man in Green Armor
66	66 Vote	Die Antwoord No Longer Get Automatic American Citizenship 1	1
66	66 Vote	No One Is Using Pineapple Pizza to Explain High Drug Prices
66	66 Vote	Help! My Boyfriend's Family Is a Sci-Fi FPS From Halo's Co-Creator
66	66 Vote	9gag Is Full of Propaganda and Manipulation
66	66 Vote	Body Found in Drawer Could Be Hitting Restaurants Soon
66	66 Vote	Boy, 5, and Grandmother Die in the MATRIX
66	66 Vote	Ruby Rose Takes on McDonald's With a Sword
66	66 Vote	A Rare Look Inside Your Neighbor's Window
66	66 Vote	Pug Trying to Extort Pizzeria Owner for $200,000
66	66 Vote	Men Notice Woman Eating Alone, Invite Her to Funeral: A "Gut Punch"
66	66 Vote	Disgruntled Pineapple Asks: Why Are We Eating Our Children?
66	66 Vote	Chewbacca Reincarnated as a Lawnmower? 1	1
66	66 Vote	California Department of "Lingering Stench" 1	1
66	66 Vote	👉 I Went to War With China Over Opium
66	66 Vote	Papa John: You Know, a Trombone Can Be Surprising 1	1
66	66 Vote	Facebook Censors Post With the "Butt Spatula"
66	66 Vote	Pennsylvania Police Officer Comes With a Core I7-8750H, 256GB SSD, and GTX 1060 for $880
66	66 Vote	This Fish Will Never Understand
66	66 Vote	Dinosaur Footprints Discovered on Mars
66	66 Vote	Ed Sheeran Celebrates One-Year Anniversary of Armenian Genocide
66	66 Vote	Dead Whale Spotted in a Microwave