Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

65	65 Vote	A Better Butt Pudding
65	65 Vote	How to Tie Stuff Up W/Stephen Hawking 1	1
65	65 Vote	Bro Figures Out How to Say Hello
65	65 Vote	7 Movies That Will Eat Up Your Genitals
65	65 Vote	Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Mom + 1	1
65	65 Vote	You Can Be Strangely Arousing
65	65 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
65	65 Vote	22 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Text While Riding a Bike Backwards
65	65 Vote	Dog Can't Get Married on Top of the Sun
65	65 Vote	Cat Thief Taunts Owner With Letter From a Galaxy Far, Far Away
65	65 Vote	Cosmo Breaks the Important News: Tiger Penis Is a Mistake
65	65 Vote	Inspiring: Former President Obama's Disastrous Failure to Use Girls Bathroom At school
65	65 Vote	Heart Stop Beating: How Doctors Die
65	65 Vote	Kittens and Ducklings Play Together in Curious Celebration of Non-Belief
65	65 Vote	The Queen of England Just Happens to Win the Oscars This Year
65	65 Vote	Over 88,000 Die in a Sandbox
65	65 Vote	Thor: The Dark Misunderstanding
65	65 Vote	Iron Man Doesn't Need a Hug
65	65 Vote	Ecstasy Could Help Your Allergy Problem
65	65 Vote	870,000 Toyotas Recalled Due to World's Worst Typo
65	65 Vote	Sexy Spies, Kids Trained to Kill Nintendo Execs
65	65 Vote	Awesome Dad Just Watches His Son for the Lulz
65	65 Vote	Experiment: Living Without a Home Page
64	64 Vote	Woke, Broke and No Cuddly Toys in Sight
64	64 Vote	Punch It! The Light Bulb
64	64 Vote	Would You Like to Live in Infamy 3	3
64	64 Vote	I Hope to Deploy Lethal Robots
64	64 Vote	NARF! An Oral History of Mental Illness
64	64 Vote	Peppa Pig Appears to Be Victim of Armed Robbery
64	64 Vote	A New Type of Meat Revealed
64	64 Vote	The Constitutional Right to Be Thrown Away 1	1
64	64 Vote	"MAGA" Hat-Wearing Pigeons Released in NY Terrorism Case
64	64 Vote	Father Is a Crybaby Loser
64	64 Vote	Lizzo Laments "Commercialized" Body-Positivity Movement: We Have Flattened the Curve
64	64 Vote	Rupert Murdoch "Privately Acknowledged" the Realities of Climate Change—in 1856
64	64 Vote	I've Spent the Last Month Living in an Immaterial World, What's for Sale?
64	64 Vote	Apple Preparing to Support a Murderous Cult
64	64 Vote	I Was Kinda Prepared Because I'm So Easily Crushed
64	64 Vote	Florida Beaches Bracing for the Mammaries
64	64 Vote	Kim Kardashian Vows to Destroy America First