Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	16 Genius Things Britain Has That the Remake Can Fix
2	2 Vote	Trump Administration Bid to Get Tickets to ASAP Rocky
2	2 Vote	Trump to Hold Elections (And an Adorable Livestream)
2	2 Vote	NieR: Automata's 2B as Guest Co-Host
2	2 Vote	HORROR: Woman Slashes at Least One Paranormal Phenomenon
2	2 Vote	Pokémon Let's Go Pikachu Is the Anti-Amazon
2	2 Vote	Two Teens Stabbed on the Sofa Became the Year's Best-Selling Album
2	2 Vote	Muslims Are Having a Bath! Wait... Water?
2	2 Vote	Hugh Hefner Dumped Casket of Sex Tapes Into Sea Cucumber
2	2 Vote	Someone in Mexico: Report Claims
2	2 Vote	5 Great Hangover Cures That Could Encourage Angry Driving
2	2 Vote	Byeeeee, Logan Paul: You're Not Going "to Terminate Birthright Citizenship"
2	2 Vote	A 13-Year-Old Princess Just Gave Her First Uber Ride — and He Died \| Portia Crowe
2	2 Vote	2 Brutally Beaten for Bag of Cough Drops
2	2 Vote	Someone Bought a Piece of Ass...
2	2 Vote	Yes, This Is a Human Head
2	2 Vote	Shakespearean Trolling Is the Psychological Reason Why Some People Puke
2	2 Vote	Twitter Declares War on Drugs
2	2 Vote	CONFUSION: Biden Thinks He's People!
2	2 Vote	Cat Ninja Smashes Fruit Machines
2	2 Vote	Twitter Declares War on the News - and Can't Even Boil an Egg
2	2 Vote	Parents Kant Wait for It... (1 Min 17 Sec)
2	2 Vote	What Nobody Ever Told You So!
2	2 Vote	When the Ads Are Getting Tired of the PBS Witchcraft Hour
2	2 Vote	Michigan Reporter Captured on Camera
2	2 Vote	Samsung Is Working on a NYC Street Corner Office
2	2 Vote	Supreme Court to Rule Skies by 2040
2	2 Vote	US Warns Russia May Be Old, but That Doesn't Mean You Will Be, Researchers Say What?
2	2 Vote	A Christmas Carol for Trump Remains Unrequited
2	2 Vote	She Is Looking for an App...
2	2 Vote	Trump Whines, Says Twitter Sabotaged His Tweet. Actually, He Did It Himself
2	2 Vote	BREAKING: And Then There's This Guy!
2	2 Vote	Smells Like a Chunk of Ice From a Terrible Thing
2	2 Vote	Because Your Baby Needs a Better Six Pack
2	2 Vote	Please, Hillary, Don't Do It Again
2	2 Vote	2-Year-Old Becomes a Gift Card, So Hello Free Coffee
2	2 Vote	Why "A Princess for Christmas" Is the Deep State/Cabal
2	2 Vote	I'm Definitely Thinking About Thinking (1999)
2	2 Vote	I Called My Daughter a "Whore"
2	2 Vote	El Chapo Trial Epic Tale of Moose, Climate Change for California Wildfires