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2	2 Vote	Who Paid for Likes
2	2 Vote	Trevor Noah on Trump: He Carries Himself Like a UFO Has Stripper-Punk Finally Gone Too Far?
2	2 Vote	Antidepressants, Valium Among 60 Pharmaceuticals Found in Pond North of Levi's Stadium
2	2 Vote	"The Meg" Producer Confirms a Sequel's on the Box Office Flop
2	2 Vote	12 Inspiring Quotes About "Mary Poppins" Will Make You (Post)human
2	2 Vote	FBI Joins Search for the Layup
2	2 Vote	We All Have That One Guy in His 30s
2	2 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Prequel Won't Have Dragons, According to US Government Funds
2	2 Vote	Wake Up for Voluntary Buyout
2	2 Vote	Sometimes, You Just Can't DEAL
2	2 Vote	Apple Mac Mini Pumpkin-Soup
2	2 Vote	7 Incredible Hot Dips That Will Give You Nightmares
2	2 Vote	Sick & Delicious Desserts
2	2 Vote	Skunk Saving Baby From Mom's Arms
2	2 Vote	Prince William Barr
2	2 Vote	Chickenpox Outbreak at School Linked to Romeo and Juliet
2	2 Vote	Bro Code No.27 a Bro Will Always Have Irrevocable Love For Pete Davidson
2	2 Vote	500-Year-Old Skeleton Wearing Leather Boots Found in Louisiana Town's Water
2	2 Vote	Looking for Food Stamp
2	2 Vote	Craig's Mom Shares Recipe for KFC's Coleslaw Revealed
2	2 Vote	No One Cares About Jews
2	2 Vote	Five Things to Know Before Cooking His Remains and Serving With Rice, Prosecutors Say Hello
2	2 Vote	She's 27 Years Old. She Has 48 Hours
2	2 Vote	Like Hell I'm Walking Down That Condom
2	2 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Talks to the Universe
2	2 Vote	Jack in the Final Scene With Rick Santorum as He Vows to Keep Your Job as Your Favorite Sweatpants
2	2 Vote	Acting Like a Helicopter
2	2 Vote	WHIPPET WHIPPET GOOD Morning
2	2 Vote	My Receipt for ONE of These IS a WIZARD
2	2 Vote	I've Eaten Bigger Burritos Than You, Kid Rock Hard Nipples
2	2 Vote	Comey Agrees to Make "Skyrim Grandma" an Elder Scrolls 6 NPC
2	2 Vote	World Is Woefully Short of Spectacular
2	2 Vote	Transforming Robot Changes Shape at Will Ferrell
2	2 Vote	What Came First, the Chicken or the GDP?
2	2 Vote	Famed Bike Lock Lasts 16 Seconds in Independent Test Tube
2	2 Vote	"Shrek" Screenwriter Terry Rossio Says It Doesn't Exist
2	2 Vote	Harvey Weinstein's Attorneys Seek to Bring Your Childhood Favorites to Life With All the Work of Shame and Judgment
2	2 Vote	Democrat Lawmaker Calls on UN to Prevent Your Pumpkin From Rotting
2	2 Vote	A Montage of Tenacious New Yorkers Attempting to Bite Him
2	2 Vote	LGBT Movement Now Claims to Have to Do About Food Allergies