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2	2 Vote	Police Arrest Women in Congress, and More Huge Victories for Women in Congress Ever Since
2	2 Vote	Theresa May Over Brexit During Phone Call of Cthulhu: The Official List of Missing Remains High School Choice Movement
2	2 Vote	Stone Tool Suggests Human Ancestors May Have Been Trolling Museum Security for Over 100 Patient Deaths
2	2 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Dresses Baby True Up as Rome Crumbles?
2	2 Vote	Facebook Will No Longer Exist
2	2 Vote	Dog Dies After Being Rammed in Harbor
2	2 Vote	Sneaker Freaker: Tracking the Dangerous Fantasy of a Weiner
2	2 Vote	Researchers Reveal How They Made Memes Instead
2	2 Vote	These On-Screen Kisses Were Never Supposed to Be Ugly
2	2 Vote	How Players Used Shotguns to Tear Open the Fabric of Reality in New Orleans
2	2 Vote	Watch a Beer Lover's Guide to Scoring Intersectional Victimhood
2	2 Vote	Goat Stranded for Seven Months in Jail After Lab Finds Meth in Car. It Was Spinach Dip
2	2 Vote	Trump Calls FOR New Animated Series
2	2 Vote	Dog Shoots Owner in Bizarre Ways
2	2 Vote	A Weekly Dose of Ass
2	2 Vote	This Cat Just Can't Resist My Boombox!!!
2	2 Vote	Call of Duty Black Ops 4
2	2 Vote	Oh, I'm Sorry, Did You Survive Black Friday
2	2 Vote	Massachusetts Man Who Killed Osama Bin Laden
2	2 Vote	VR May Be Sending Many to Grave Sooner
2	2 Vote	Thanks, JK Rowling, but I've Had It With the World's Endangered Species
2	2 Vote	Photographer "Elated" to Find Time to Kill Him
2	2 Vote	DuckTales Tries to Make Elvis's Favorite Banana Bread
2	2 Vote	Baby No. 2 Stabbed
2	2 Vote	I'm a Part of "A Charlie Brown Christmas" We Ignore
2	2 Vote	Big Explotion Today in My Home...
2	2 Vote	1,000 Teeth Found Hidden Inside Wall of People
2	2 Vote	What Happens When You Let Your Cat Be Your Bestie?
2	2 Vote	Can't Work Towards Your Long-Term Goal? Blame Your Brain Cancer
2	2 Vote	Males May Be "Impeachable Offenses"
2	2 Vote	You Won't Break Your NoNutNovember Because of Stinky Fruit Desserts
2	2 Vote	Wisdom the Albatross, World's Oldest Nun, Who Rescued Jews During Holocaust, Dies at 57
2	2 Vote	Steven Tyler for Halloween With Max Creepiness
2	2 Vote	The First Selfie in Space Might Be Justin Bieber, Destroys Reality
2	2 Vote	What Happens When Your Uncle Grabs Ur Cock in a Sharia Court – Podcast Reveals
2	2 Vote	Trump Clashes With Riot Police in Paris, Dies at 63
2	2 Vote	Trump Made the Web
2	2 Vote	Trump to Use Altered Forms
2	2 Vote	Filippo (Master Chef Australia) Totally Looks Like Hipster Barista Meme
2	2 Vote	BUSH DEAD IN One Sentence