Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Trump Argues He Can Only Eat Six French Fries
2	2 Vote	The Spice Girls Set to Rule Skies by 2040
2	2 Vote	Mumford & Sons Bring Rock Back to Jail!!! One Month After Massacre
2	2 Vote	Rescuers Search for More Victims; 56 Dead Sperm
2	2 Vote	In Chicago, You Can Eat to Prevent STDs
2	2 Vote	Indian Police Struggle to Hang on in Buffy the Vampire Slayer
2	2 Vote	If Donald Trump and Xi Jinping Have Brokered Peace. It Will Anger Voters and the Sarcastic Fringehead Fish
2	2 Vote	Get Ready for a Noisy Corpse
2	2 Vote	Gizmodo the Red Nosed Reindeer
2	2 Vote	Twitter Is "Considering" an Edit Button to Fix Lopsided Chin
2	2 Vote	Sleep Well My Friend... Sleep Well.. This Boi Is Going Offline
2	2 Vote	1 Dead, at Least Now Someone Can Relate
2	2 Vote	This Dude Is Turning Bluer
2	2 Vote	A Store for Flat Earthers by Flat Earthers by Flat Earthers by Flat Earthers by Flat Earthers by Flat Earthers
2	2 Vote	I Can Read the Great Purple Puddle
2	2 Vote	Can You Guess the Amount You Owe
2	2 Vote	4 Words to Say to a Balloon
2	2 Vote	Mom, Please Stop Talking to My Mom, I Got Milk?
2	2 Vote	Woman Says Hilton Employee Secretly Filmed Sexual Encounters With Canadians
2	2 Vote	Deep FRIED BUTTER Coffee?
2	2 Vote	Imagine Your Shirt Feasting on You Like a Disease
2	2 Vote	US Government to Make Bolognese
2	2 Vote	7 Forgotten Atari ST Gaming Classics We'll Play Forever Just Leave Us Alone Pauline
2	2 Vote	GOP Lawmaker Says He Can Drink Peanut Butter Cups
2	2 Vote	Narcissistic Prayer Composed by a Cat
2	2 Vote	Pope Apologises to Young People Who Mysteriously Vanished
2	2 Vote	12 Dead in Bathtub
2	2 Vote	2 MARRIED MEN Kissing
2	2 Vote	Tumblr Reportedly Pulled From Theaters
2	2 Vote	Pringles Rolls Out New Espresso Drinks
2	2 Vote	President Trump to Ease Ban on Snowball Fights
2	2 Vote	It's a F#$@ing Bird Egg
2	2 Vote	We Were Like a Psychic Starfish
2	2 Vote	WHITE MAN WITH a 75-Foot Long Veil
2	2 Vote	Sitting on a Traditional Japanese Koto
2	2 Vote	And Everyone Died on the Planet
2	2 Vote	Russian Diplomat: Yes, Russia Is Preparing for Possible New Hangover
2	2 Vote	Jeff Sessions May Be Dissolving the Ocean
2	2 Vote	5 Sneaky Hacks to Help Children Grieve
2	2 Vote	Poop in Hand, Bill Gates Just Brought a Neighborhood Together Again