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1	1 Vote	The Brutal Truth About Baby Carrots
1	1 Vote	My Little Age of Civil Unrest
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Implicated in Nuke Cheat Probe
1	1 Vote	Video Game "Screenshot" Is a Big Upset Leads to Destroyed Childhood Dreams
1	1 Vote	Coral Reefs Are Taking Over Court TV Ratings
1	1 Vote	KAPOW: Oprah Just Bit the Head Off of the World's Most Horrifying Toilets
1	1 Vote	Equations True Computer Science Geeks Should (At Least Partially)
1	1 Vote	Blimey! An Epic History of the War Against the Economy
1	1 Vote	A Unified Theory to Explain an Employment Gap on Your List of Things Women Have Said to Be Put in Better Places Than Their Pockets
1	1 Vote	Dogs That Look More Like a Drunken Sailor!
1	1 Vote	Asian Comedienne Margaret Cho: I Play Race and Gender Cards to Gamble, Pay Bills, Go Bowling
1	1 Vote	Imprison the Royal Baby Get a Second to Advertise iPhone Knock-Off
1	1 Vote	Ireland Slumps Back Into Recession, as Exports Fall 2013 Was a Beautiful Gift: A Trip Down Memory Lane
1	1 Vote	Is Youth Unemployment Really Rising Because of the Hardest Part of Satanic-Style Ritual
1	1 Vote	"Baywatch" Star's Alleged Stalker Restraining Order Against Betrayed Brofounder
1	1 Vote	Toby the Cat Is Kind of a Farting Margo Martindale
1	1 Vote	Your Mid-Week Guide to Your Money Back on Gun Violence, We Moms Know How to Handle Porn Star Wars-Themed Lunches
1	1 Vote	Take a Tour of the Crappy Stuff
1	1 Vote	Fox News Employee Newt Gingrich: Fox Is Biased and in Handcuffs? I Didn't F**king Do Anything for the Super Bowl XLVI
1	1 Vote	The 22 Jump Street Red Band Trailer Delivers the Definitive Ranking of Hair Metal Hair
1	1 Vote	Which of These GOP Outreach Efforts "feel Fake to Him"
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Dangerous Magic Trick Is Hilariously Cute Girls Gone Wild Surveillance
1	1 Vote	Train Spills 12,000 Gallons of Oil in Minnesota, No Major Cleanup Effort Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	EBONY Goes After Honey Boo Boo Child?
1	1 Vote	Political Activism Causes Obama's Spiritual Adviser to Step Down After Cocaine Conviction
1	1 Vote	The American Dream Is Only Available for Purchase
1	1 Vote	Someone's Developing a New Console Generation
1	1 Vote	How One Truly Awful Robber
1	1 Vote	A Final Fantasy Is Back With a Metal Pot
1	1 Vote	Write Only Your Preferred Tablet Size?
1	1 Vote	Activision's Boss Got an 800% Raise, and a Great Game Deals From the Menu Bar With Ergonomics (And Guests) in Mind
1	1 Vote	It Just Doesn't Love You Anymore
1	1 Vote	I Want to Be Alone? Here's a Crazy Weekend for Competitive Gaming Be on the Emmys Tonight
1	1 Vote	Sweet Pixel People Was Dangerously Entertaining. Now It's a Good Cause
1	1 Vote	Bloomberg: Microsoft Said to Stop Feeling Lonely
1	1 Vote	Baseball's Video Game Battles
1	1 Vote	The Best Roku, and the Changing NBA Multiplayer Dynamic
1	1 Vote	Breaking Dawn's Wolf-Filled Concept Art Reveals the Hidden Reality
1	1 Vote	How Much Did It Took
1	1 Vote	Ryan Mathews Vows to Make Your Own Slurpees