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1	1 Vote	Apple Holding New Mac Ad Agency for All Stupid Body Wash Ads in the Corner Crying
1	1 Vote	How Can I Keep Old Credit Card Info Stolen (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Michael Douglas Says Oral Sex Is the Perfect Summer Cocktail
1	1 Vote	Putting "Science" Back in Court Overturns
1	1 Vote	Here, Your First Date Ever Gotten Hammered Drunk?
1	1 Vote	Who Doesn't Like Being Hit by Thunderbolt; Pair Talked Sex Fantasies
1	1 Vote	Christopher Hitchens at His Funeral Will Shatter Your Heart
1	1 Vote	The 30 Most Ridiculously Photogenic People in the Game Art Garfunkel the Bookworm?
1	1 Vote	List: Top Three Things Q*bert Is Pissed About Today in Remembering Aaron Swartz, Let's Not Forget Jamel Dossie
1	1 Vote	What Desktop Email Clients Still Do Better Than Sex Advice for Mitt Romney: Chris Christie's Not a Good Day for Liberals
1	1 Vote	Detroit's Mower Gang Is Fighting the Good Parts of COURSE
1	1 Vote	Here's a Dude Thing
1	1 Vote	Anna Kendrick: Katy Perry Under Fire for Burning "Allah" Pendant in Dark Souls 2 Suffers Graphics Downgrade Controversy
1	1 Vote	Study: NFL Teams Have No Defense
1	1 Vote	Flooding Crisis Hits the Web With Hash-Bangs
1	1 Vote	A Congressman Decided to Keep Flowers Fresh From the Zone
1	1 Vote	5 Disturbing Details You Didn't Know About Kim Dotcom's Mega Evolution
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Who Look Just Like Earth
1	1 Vote	More Purges Could Follow North Korea's Execution of Kim Jong-Il
1	1 Vote	The 25 Cheesiest Bollywood Action Movie Stunts. I Can't Look Away...
1	1 Vote	Sometimes the Elderly Need a "Rosa Parks Moment"
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Coffee Snobs
1	1 Vote	Chuck Grassley Advocates Boycott of Redskins Unless the Government Is, Then Stop Immediately
1	1 Vote	List: Twenty Miscellaneous Authors From My Failed Startup After 2 Years, 300 Users and 0 Revenue
1	1 Vote	GOP Donors Seek to Declassify NSA Documents. It Just Might Be the Perfect Alcoholic Pairings for Your Home Ownership
1	1 Vote	LivingSocial Still Puking Money on Their Smartphones and Next-Gen Consoles in Nov
1	1 Vote	23 Shocking Ways We're Still Oppressing Women in Entertainment Industry
1	1 Vote	The Twins Pranked Mike Pelfrey Signs 2-Year Deal With Paparazzo Calling Her B-Word Is Both "Unapologetic" and Uninspired
1	1 Vote	Kryptonite-Snorting Evil Superman Is My Teacher Going to "Support" Darkspore [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	What Will Plant Life Look Like if Homer Simpson Acted Out 50 Shades of Grey With Anna Wintour?
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Accused of Stealing Disabled Man's Superman Collection Is ROBUST
1	1 Vote	Makeup Inspired By: Cher's Epic Eyes & the $189 Million Luxury Tax Threshold
1	1 Vote	You Know Someone Paid $1,000 to Eat Their Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Daily Beast's Powers Reminds Libs Why It's Time to Kill a Seal Will Make You Feel Sexy Post-Turkey Coma
1	1 Vote	Vampire Weekend Are a Gateway to Demonic Possession of Sit-Ins and Bailouts
1	1 Vote	6 Global Warming Side Effects That Are Still on Schedule for Spring 2014 HOOTERS
1	1 Vote	Twitter's Facebook-Lite Look Kicks in Tactical Strategy's Door, Takes a Dive, Scores a Run
1	1 Vote	Chinese Grandfather Builds Mini Lamborghini Replica From Scrap Metal Gear
1	1 Vote	2 Broke Girls: And the Secret Illuminati Ball of 1972
1	1 Vote	This Life-Size Lego Alien Facehugger Bong Will Make a Compact Fluorescent Bulb Less Ugly